Lots of nonsense to go over this week so maybe I should get started, keep it short and save all of us some time as I have no doubt that many of you have better things to do than read my endless, needlessly wordy nonsense, right?
Of course I’m right.
It’s just like I tell my wife, “I’m always right, all of the time, get used to it.” This statement usually ends with me in the fetal position on the floor after being punched in the stomach. I don’t bother to get up because I’d be spending the rest of the night there anyway. ;)
Okay, first up my online pal and creepy sometimes stalker Rhana Griffin dedicated an entire journal entry to me. (See…I told you she was a stalker).
It’s aptly titled Steven Novak is a Douchebag (A name that believe it or not, I suggested). Feel free to have a read, and stay to take a look at her photography as well because she’s pretty good.
(Ohhh man it hurt to type that. Hurt bad. Hurt like the aftermath of my vasectomy bad.)
Next up I made another T-Shirt sale this morning to yet another mystery buyer.
To whoever purchased The Blood Lusting Blocko, I’d like to shake your hand. It’s sweaty. There’s some paint on it. I might squeeze a little too hard in a pathetic attempt to seem more “manly,” but I’d like to shake it nonetheless. Thank you!
Lastly, in one of the most pathetic happenings since Paris Hilton tried to record an album a couple weeks ago I purchased one of my own shirts. I really just wanted to see the quality of the printing (which I found to be pretty good) but I will no doubt wear it around town like a jerk hoping beyond hope that someone asks me, “Hey, where’d you get that shirt?”
I’ll chuckle happily under my breath and reply “I made it.”
To which they will respond with, “Cool, you’re awesome.”
Which will prompt me to say, “Yes, I know.” ;)
Anyway, here’s a lame picture of me in the shirt. (Which takes the lameness of buying it to exciting, new levels of lame).
Steve~
BubbleDoll, 3 months ago
There are NOT pathetic purchases :P
Congrats!! :)
wanda lechene, 3 months ago
lol oh man i must be lame then cause i love it lol lol
BubbleDoll, 3 months ago
Ooops…. I meant * this is NOT pathetic purchase :P
more congrats!!
clarkey, 3 months ago
Congratulations, it’s a really cool image. Love your style of writing, too – reminds me of . . .cough, cough um, Rhana.
butchart, 3 months ago
very nice “manly but hip at the same time” pose…....
vonne, 3 months ago
Clarkey LMAO Yes they do seem to have a common style = ) Which of course is why I cannot help but read lol. Love the story and congrats on the sales. I have no doubt the start of many to come your way = )
hikickry, 3 months ago
congrats on the sale (thats what you shoould focus on)
Rajee, 3 months ago
congrats!
pinkyjain, 3 months ago
LOL, Love this Steven, awesome, you do so Rock!!!! Congrats on the sale
Gaurav Dhup, 3 months ago
congratulations!!
Rhana Griffin, 3 months ago
I have no doubt that many of you have better things to do than read my endless, needlessly wordy nonsense, right?
Yes… yes I do. So I stopped reading. Douchebag ;)
Karin Taylor, 3 months ago
boy, you sure do have the gift of gabbiness Steven Novak :)
i luv the fun portrait of you in your shirt, no matter how narcissistic it is lol
(don’t worry I’ve done the same thing myself) hehe
congrats btw :)!!
Tahnja, 3 months ago
this is a wicked cool shot! Gosh you are so good at this marketing thing. I’m bloody hopeless lol
Rhana Griffin, 3 months ago
Oh and btw… you need to add this to the Buyers Booth and I would seriuously think about using it for the 366 Days of Tees Group? too. But FFS, fix it so that hideous UFC beanie reads right – I can’t believe you haven’t forked out for the operation to have it removed from your head yet…. cheapskate.
Hold on… you did that on purpose didn’t you?
Jan Landers, 3 months ago
congrats to you, steven!!! :-)
darkestartist, 3 months ago
self-promotion rocks. who else can love you like you do? :-))
congrats and keep on it. you’re doing awesome :)
Steven Novak in reply to wanda lechene’s comment, 3 months ago
Yes, you must be. ;)
Steven Novak in reply to BubbleDoll’s comment, 3 months ago
Thanks BubbleDoll!
Steven Novak in reply to clarkey’s comment, 3 months ago
I taught her everything she knows. (Or should I say she stole it?) Either way, there’s a lawsuit pending. ;)
Steven Novak in reply to butchart’s comment, 3 months ago
Exactly what I was going for. (Or was I hunched over simply because I have chronic back pain?) ;)
Steven Novak in reply to vonne’s comment, 3 months ago
Thank you much Yvonne!
Steven Novak in reply to hikickry’s comment, 3 months ago
I have trouble focusing. ;) Thanks!
Steven Novak in reply to Rajee’s comment, 3 months ago
Thanks!
Steven Novak in reply to pinkyjain’s comment, 3 months ago
Yep, I rock like that guy from Winger. (Which is a band no one remembers and never really “rocked” at all.) ;)
Steven Novak in reply to Gaurav Dhup’s comment, 3 months ago
Thanks!
Steven Novak in reply to Rhana Griffin’s comment, 3 months ago
Sometimes I find myself fighting the urge to smack you. ;)
Steven Novak in reply to Karin Taylor’s comment, 3 months ago
You are the first person in my entire life to call me narcissistic. ;)
Steven Novak in reply to Tahnja’s comment, 3 months ago
Marketing is my middle name. Okay, it’s actually Carl, but Marketing would be much cooler. ;)
Steven Novak in reply to Rhana Griffin’s comment, 3 months ago
I really should do all of the things you’ve just mentioned…but I’m so dang lazy. ;)
Steven Novak in reply to Jan Landers’s comment, 3 months ago
Thanks Jan!
Steven Novak in reply to darkestartist’s comment, 3 months ago
I “loved” myself a lot when I was in college. ;)
Karin Taylor, 3 months ago
i hope i didn’t hurt your feelings steven :(
Steven Novak in reply to Karin Taylor’s comment, 3 months ago
I was kidding…relax. ;)
Karin Taylor, 3 months ago
oh phew! glad we’re still friends Steven :)