STRINGER

helene ruiz, 6 months ago

wow

STRINGER, 6 months ago

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!????

sjem, 6 months ago

Nice to see you’re still in fine form Stringsy.

I can see your point; but just think of the hoards of people who will want to come live around your pimple-on-the-arse-end-of-the-world-town when the warming happens – do you really want that ?

BLYTHART, 6 months ago

“I HAVE A BOOK ON HOW TO COOK SKANK!!!” I thought you might have :))

Although it takes a bit of finding, there is actually a lot of sense in what you just wrote. Although I don’t approve of stealing, I can just about understand someone stealing a car to take their elderly grannie for a pleasure trip, but to steal a car and then burn it so as to create untold damage just strikes me as insane. For every thousand decent people there is always one dumb one who ruins life for the rest. I thought it was a good idea to ban smoking in public places, but many of those who organised the ban travel in massive people carriers and four by fours that spew exhaust fumes into the very atmosphere that they are claiming to be purifying. Ahhhh … it’s good to have a moan now and then isn’t it Stringer :))

STRINGER in reply to sjem’s comment, 6 months ago

WELL I DO SEE YOUR POINT SCHEM …
BUT AT LEAST THERE WILL BE MORE TASTY SKANKS TO CHOW ON!!!
SKANK JERKY!!!
BATTERED SKANK…MMMMMM MY FAVOURITE!!!!

Murray Swift, 6 months ago

We could all follow Jonathon Swift’s Modest Proposal

STRINGER in reply to BLYTHART’s comment, 6 months ago

I TRY MY HARDEST TO BE THAT ONE PERSON DAVE O!!!
AND HAVING A GOOD MOAN IS GREAT !!!!!
ESPECIALLY WHEN I’M HORIZONTAL FOLK DANCING WITH SOME SMASHINGLY HOT BIRD!!!

sjem, 6 months ago

Who can refuse tasty skank ? Keep flicking those lights you crazy bastard.

BLYTHART, 6 months ago

If you don’t know what “wow” means you have a problem my friend :))

Bryan Davidson, 6 months ago

Dude, you’re awesome. I didn’t even know about the stupid “Earth Hour” or whatever until it happened, and even then, I didn’t care, cos like you said, it’s not going to fix anything. 1 hour. What about all the people who don’t have power permanently. Are we going to give them 1 hour of hour power as well? We’re too fucking happy in our nice little lives to really give a shit, and I acknoledge that, and I at least know I don’t give a shit.

BLYTHART, 6 months ago

Reading your journal has sent me on a nostalgia trip back into the bad old days of Stringer’s mischievous reign of terror on Redbubble. Just this once and for old times sake may I say: Whippety KRACK!!!!

helene ruiz, 6 months ago

well…let me clarify what i meant by “wow”
This writing was so powerful it actually left me speechless…a very serious topic and one that most stay quiet about, i do commend you on the courage to speak out!...so once again…..WOW

Flamejob, 6 months ago

SKANK SHANK ?

Lucan Industri..., 6 months ago

Surely it’s symbolic, you daft cunts.
Of course this won’t make any difference, they can’t even store all the power they’ll still have to produce during the hour.
But it’s making a point, it’s reminding people, it’s sticking it in their faces like Live Aid, which was just an excuse for Geldof to prance about in a cheap suit looking all special, but it still spread awareness.

Of course you’re going to die of skin cancer anyway thanks to Dupont, I suppose it’s possible they researched CFCs during the ‘70s and realised that it would be a good way of frying Tasmanians, and would be worth the wait, and stuck them in every product imaginable.

But asides from all that, I’m quite a big picture guy, and I’m happy with the thought that we’ll all die out soon. Sooner the better in the case of most people I meet.

Samarai swords and horses, that’s what we’ll need.

funkyfacestudio, 6 months ago

You are such a darling….......I want to thank you for all the beautiful images I now have burned into my scull …..............ewww

Chris White, 6 months ago

When are you hitting the speaking circuit? Can I be your agent? When is the Denton interview?

Is skank breast nice with a creamy sauce?

Darren Stones, 6 months ago

What do they have on Uranus, eh? A.R.S.E Hour?

bites, 6 months ago

Oh my aching belly, thanks for sharing!

Angela McConnell, 6 months ago

you’re back!!! cool

Pilgrim, 6 months ago

You appear to have lost the shift lock on your COMPUTER. I have to admit (despite turning my own lights off) that this isnt the silliest comment on global warming I have read. It occurs to me that the only solution, if there is one is technological. The Chinese and Indians both can and will want to use vast amounts more of energy. Much more than we could ever compensate for by reducing our own. If they use twice as much per capita and West uses half as much more (they would still be only using 1/4 as much as us anyway) and even then the world will have increased greenhouse gas emissions by 50% using current technology. And it is simply immoral and hypocritical of us to tell the Chiness and Indians not to use more energy as more energy means lots of positive things (more schools, more hospitals, more humicribs, more vacines, more cancer treatment, more reading etc etc) as well as some more negative things. So if there is a solution it can’t be telling the Chines to live in cold dark caves or for us to return there either but it must be technology. And all the rest is really tokenism in my view. Good tokensim and no doubt part of the soluiton. But not the solution.

TRF86, 6 months ago

You can’t fight it, you just have to submit and go with the flow because people are the worst at making decisions everyone is fucked so its much better to let the universe guide you and let you know what’s really going on and ask no questions and you wont be dissappointed because the present is a gift given to you by who knows? so don’t fight it and fuck it up, but fighting and fucking is what humans do. Idiocracy is the only way to stay insane and not become one of the skanky sheep fuckers that plague the earth, they are all just a bunch of fucking shit products that will get old real fast just like the mcnugget did because after all a nugget is a nugget and there’s is no need to force
feed a starving man. So im with you lets get all the skanks in the world and feed them to the starving, it would mean no more world hunger, no more skanks that i have to see or hear that i swear makes me dumber every time i see or hear one and best of all it would free the world, in the words of Bill Hicks “I’m just trying rid the world of these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious and making us pay a higher psychic price then we imagine” but you don’t make money saving the world you need tits or ass to make money if you market it right, so the world will only get worse, we just gotta ride the wave that we call life and enjoy the gift given to you by the unknown and get over your fucking self because you ain’t gunna be in this body forever to spend your money to buy your big houses and your expensive cars and imported leather lounges from Italy thats been hand crafted by the cow itself, you come with nothing yet you feel the need to leave with everything, but you can’t, nobody can, only if everybody had the basic neccessities instead of some rich cunt having more then his fair share, but it will never happen, people are just too greedy.

TRF86, 6 months ago

People are killing people.

STRINGER in reply to TRF86’s comment, 6 months ago

THANKYOU TRF86
YOUR RANT HAS BEEN DULY NOTED AND SHALL BE SUBMITTED AT THE NEXT GLOBAL SUMMIT TO DISCUSS HOW TO MAKE MONEY AND KEEP MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE TURNING OFF THEIR LIGHTS FOR CLIMATE CHANGE. AFTER THAT WE SHALL ALL SIGN THE KYOTO PROTOCOL BY WIPING OUR SPHINCTERS ON IT AND BURN A FEW MORE MILLION BARRELS OF CRUDE OIL IN A WILD FLESH EATING ORGY ON SATANS 50 BILLION DOLLAR LUXURY CRUISE LINER THE HMAS HELL.
IT HAS IT’S OWN ICE SKATING RINK …..
WHO SAYS YA CAN’T ICE SKATE IN HELL!!!

andrea verstegen, 6 months ago

Yeah, well I forgot all about earth hour….dammit! I wanted to see for the first time in my life, the Milky Way galaxy in a Melbourne sky untainted by the lights of suburbia. Wishful thinking. Earth hour is nothing but a ‘FUN, NOVEL, CELEBRATION OF GLOBAL WARMING’ as is other such events like ‘WALK TO WORK, WALK TO SCHOOL etc. etc.’ It’s just a dumb,waste of time because people think, ‘YEAH, I”VE DONE MY BIT FOR THE PLANET’ and then just continue on with the party.
SHOOT THE KANGAROOS! They’re a threat to mankinds well being.
I know who are the real threat, AND THEY’RE NOT KANGAROOS!

ADuDeWiDaCaMeRa, 6 months ago

iI COULD JUST IMAGINE YOPU STANDING THERE WITH YA WILLY IN ONE HAND AND MADDLY FLICKING YOUR LIGHT SWITCH WITH THE OTHER FOR AN HOUR
HATE TO THINK WHAT YOU WOULD BE IMAGINING WHILST DOING IT THOUGH

ADuDeWiDaCaMeRa, 6 months ago

MAYB GRANNY GLADYS

STRINGER in reply to ADuDeWiDaCaMeRa’s comment, 6 months ago

THAT GLADYS SURE IS A PISSER WODAYA RECKON JASE???

ADuDeWiDaCaMeRa, 6 months ago

SHES A VERY SWEET OLD NANNA BUT I THINK SHE THINKS IM A BIT OFA DEVIL

Katfish, 5 months ago

How do you determine a skank?

Gregoryno6, 2 months ago

How do you determine a skank?

Odour is an important factor here.

Rank skank = skunk.

STRINGER in reply to Gregoryno6’s comment, 2 months ago

YOU TURN THEM UPSIDE DOWN AND SNIFF GREG…
THEY ALL SMELL THE SAME.
YOU KNOW WHY THEY WEAR MAKE-UP AND PERFUME???

Gregoryno6, 2 months ago

No, Stringer! Why do they wear make-up and perfume?

GODD, 2 months ago

BECAUSE THEY’RE UGLY AND THEY STINK!!!
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!!!!

STRINGER in reply to Gregoryno6’s comment, 2 months ago

GOD KNOWS!!!

Gregoryno6, 2 months ago

Good GODD, It’s GODD!
I thought you’d retired to the Andromeda Boozehouse to play Asteroids with Isaac Newton for a few millennia…