STRINGER

IT'S PISSING DOWN

IT HAS RAINED SOLIDLY FOR 72 HOURS HERE IN QUEENSTOWN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND THE ROOF HAD SPRUNG A LEAK RIGHT OVER MY BED….. GOOD ONE GOD ….. I SUPPOSE I SHOULD BUILD A FRIKKEN ARK!!!
I HAVE A BOOK
IT WAS WRITTEN IN 1954
IT IS BY A BLOKE CALLED HERBERT READ AND IT’S CALLED
“THE MEANING OF ART”
I HAVE NEVER READ IT IN FACT I HAVEN’T EVEN OPENED ITS COVER TO LOOK IF THERE ARE ANY PICTURES…...
INSTEAD I JUST USE IT TO HIT STUFF THAT PISSES ME OFF!!!
THIS MORNING I TOOK IT UP ON MY ROOF AND BEAT IT SILLY WHILE YELLING GET FUCKED AND SHAKING MY FIST AT THE HOWLING SKY…..... I THINK THAT THIS IS VERY CLOSE TO THE MEANING OF ART…....PISSFUCKENFUNNYSTUFF!!!
OH….. AND ER ….. MY ROOF IS STILL LEAKING PERHAPS I SHOULD GIVE IT ANOTHER GO…..
WHAT DO YOU GUYS RECKON?

Peter Daalder, 9 months ago

The Hydro hasn’t been cloud seeding again have they?
paul romanowski, 9 months ago

PISSING…......DOWN…..........WELL, NOT BAD…...............
Catherine Crim..., 9 months ago

i have an extra umbrella…need it?
Kristy Lee, 9 months ago

I reckon GODD is pissing on you hardcore. Kneel down and pray boyo!
Aphoto4You IPA, 9 months ago

hahhahahahhahha this is so cool…i had a great laugh…it rains here in kansas city miissouri, i drove 200 miles through constant storm…and when i stopped for the night i felt a drop in my coach over my head….i looked up and sure enough drops were co,ing through my speakers grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…have to have it checked where the crack is now…lol I relate to your story mate…LOL
Steve Axford, 9 months ago

If you can’t control Godd, who the hell can? Anyway – it is fuckin Queenstown – what do you expect?
banditart, 9 months ago

SHIT MAN THATS NO GOOD
GET BACK UP THERE AND STUFF YA BOOK IN THE HOLE
OR BEST GO BUY A TUBE OR TWO OF GREY ROOFING SILICONE [M CONE] AND PUSS GUN AND JAM IT FULL OF SILICONE
OR I COULD GIVE YA A QUOTE TA FIX IT NO WORRIES
BUT YA WILL HAVE TO GIVE ME SOMETIME AS I HAVENT A QUOTE ON HAND
M MY BALLS COULD DO WITH SOME COOLER WEATHER THE HEAT UP HERE HAS BEEN A BITCH FA THE LAST WEEK 94 PERCENT HUMIDITY STEAM COMING OFA THE ROOF
AND UNDERPANT ROTTING HOTTNESS ITS WIKUDD
kathleen, 9 months ago

you think that’s bad I had a $42000 extention added to my home 2 weeks before my 3rd baby was born… we have had drought here for ages and the first serious storm of the wet season and I got 8 roof panels leaking into my spare room like a fountain in a mall…

this following me already losing all my carpet floor coverings for the first serious rain in ages leaking in through an unsealed corner…

seems they haven’t done the property drainage properly either.

that sucks… now I have to complain to the BSA… this company have supposedly got 30 years experience. what ever…
STRINGER, 9 months ago

YOUR COLLECTIVE SYMPATHIES ARE OVERWHELMING….... I’M GOING TO HIT SOME MORE STUFF WITH MY BOOK…...GRRRRRMBLE MMMMMBLE
Kristy Lee, 9 months ago

knock yourself out :p
banditart, 9 months ago

GO HARD
AND GOOD LUCK WITH THE BSA Kathleen THEY CAN BE PRETTY USELESS ANYONE CAN GET A TICKET IN QLD TO DO ROOFING AND NINETY PERCENT OF EM DONT NO A THING ABOUT IT
STRINGER, 9 months ago

I THINK I NEED A BIGGER BOOK!
Peter Daalder, 9 months ago

Got a Hobart phone directory handy?
funkyfacestudio, 9 months ago

Ha ha ha he he aaaahhh.
Kristy Lee, 9 months ago

THE BIBLE I tell ya!!
Darren Stones, 9 months ago

Watch this
banditart, 9 months ago

COME ON STRINGER ITS ONLY SPRINKLING
HEY SOMETIMES A BURGER WITH THE LOT DOES THE TRIK
STRINGER, 9 months ago

YES JASE
IN BETWEEN PISSING DOWN IT DOES SPRINKLE
IT’S MORE LIKE A BIBLICAL DELUGE AT THE MOMENT.
mick8585, 9 months ago

mmmmmmmmmQueenstown. Its a wild west town. Dont you have a pub with bat wing doors there ?That amused me no end. Too much Boags and too much time to drink it in.
GODD, 9 months ago

YEAH SUCKED IN YA BIG PUSSY!!!!!!
I HOPE I GOT YOU IN THE EYE!!!!
STRINGER, 9 months ago

FUCK YOU GODD!!!
Peter Daalder, 9 months ago

Ever considered moving up to Paringa?
STRINGER, 9 months ago

I COULDN’T LIVE WITHOUT THE RAIN I WAS BORN TO IT
PhotogeniquE IPA, 9 months ago

how about going for the Bio-Change operation you’ve been promising yourself and becoming a duck!
STRINGER, 9 months ago

HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS
ARE YOU WORKING FOR THE GOVERNMENT???!!!
SpaceAce07, 9 months ago

Rain, what the FUCK is rain, we aint seen it here in Aus for yonks. It’s about time we had a good pissing down here. WE NEED FUCKING RAIN. Send some here!
STRINGER, 9 months ago

CONSIDER IT DONE ACE!
SpaceAce07, 9 months ago

Thanks Stringer. Aussie is very dry and if we don’t get some rain soon summer is just around the corner and the means bush fires. OH SHIT not again.
lucid1111, 9 months ago

Its a pity we don’t get that much rain in Launceston…...I’m itching for a good flood. I’ve been wanting to canoe through the art school since it was built.
Anni Morris, 9 months ago

Well I am totally fed up with the rain too here in Dunedin…the lawn is like a bog/swamp…had a small leak in the lean to roof of the kitchen…I noticed water splashing in on the kitchen table…so moved a peace lily underneath it! I fel spring has gone again..
Vonney, 9 months ago

I’d trade places with anyone of you right now.
We haven’t seen rain in months, or is it years, I forget.
We’re running out of water, no joke, read the newspapers.
Soon we’ll be paying millions of dollars for every bottle
of Dasani we get our hands on.
Ozcloggie, 7 months ago

While on a three day overnight stay, at facilities, in the Royal National Park, with Year 5 and Year 6 pupils, where the kids and I ( I was the class teacher and assistant principal) felt a little intimidated by the rules and regulations imposed on us so that we could have fun!
The kids had to stand in line, outside the dining-room and it began to rain again.
One of those moments from my 37 years career, that’s stayed in my memory, is the cute, little red-head, from my class who disagreed with me, when I said: Yes. It’s starting to rain a bit.
A bit? was her response. It’s PISSING down. Coming out of that cute little face, somehow that moment has stayed with me. :)
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They’ve promised rain for Sydney today. Here’s hoping!