STRINGER

The meaning of Art.

YES!!
FORSKINNS, POSERS AND PILGRIMS I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE SPIRITUAL ETHER THAT WAS 2007 A.F.L. GRAND FINAL DAY!!!
WHERE I WATCHED IN AWE AND REVERENCE AS THE GREATEST TEAM OF ALL WIPED THE ASTRO TURF OF THE M.C.G. WITH THE ADELAIDE B TEAM.
I NOW FEEL AFFIRMED IN MY MANHOOD.
I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE TO SEE GEELONG WIN A FLAG AND NO LONGER SHALL I BE TAUNTED OR POKED AND CALLED GIRLY HANDBAG DIE HARD FAN GUY!!
NO LONGER SHALL I BE FORCED TO SUFFER THE SWATHE OF HAWTHORN CARLTON WEST COAST SUPPORTING
ARSEHOLE COKE SNORTING WANKERS THAT HAVE HAUNTED ME FOR SO MANY DARK AND LONELY MOONS!
I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE ALL THINKING …..
YOU’RE THINKING “WASN’T THAT LAST MONTH?”
WELL FUCK YOU!!
I ONLY JUST SOBERED UP!!!
YOU’RE ALL JUST JEALOUS THAT YOUR TEAM DIDN’T WIN AN A.F.L. PREMIERSHIP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FORTY FOUR YEARS BY A HUNDRED AND TWENTY POINTS AND YOU HAVEN’T BEEN SO DRUNKENLY SPASTIC AND OVERJOYED THAT YOU WOKE UP IN A POOL OF YOUR OWN PISS SHIT BLOOD AND VOMIT CONTINUOUSLY FOR A MONTH!!!
SUCKED IN!!
YOU WERE ALL PROBLY JUST MAKING ART OR SOMETHING GAY LIKE THAT!!!
LOSERS!!!!
WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT ART…..
ART IS NOWHERE NEAR AS POPULAR AS AUSSIE RULES FOOTBALL !!!
AND WHY???
I’LL TELL YA WHY…...
BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE STUPID CUNTS!!!
AND I’M PROUD TO BE TASMANIAN…. ER…. I MEAN ONE OF THEM!!!

  • STRINGER

    STRINGER, 9 months ago

    FUCK YEAH TELL IT LIKE IT IS STRINGER!!!!
    .......WHIPPETY KRACK!!!!

  • LostBoy1

    LostBoy1, 9 months ago

    HaHaHaHa….your piece of rock don`t even have a team ya bastard…

    besides they gave it to you…won`t last…as Mr Mojo Rising said…the West is the Best!!!

    The Freemantle Dorkers or the West Coast Seaguls gunna fuck you up next year…

    Enjoy your victory….won`t last…KRACK WIPPETY!!!!

  • kathleen

    kathleenCollaboration Queen, 9 months ago

    what’s afl?

  • LostBoy1

    LostBoy1, 9 months ago

    Is Football not a form of ART??......HA GOTCHA!!!

  • kathleen

    kathleenCollaboration Queen, 9 months ago

    you mean runts too huh? oh how i have missed reading paragraphs in caps… sweet memory has returned…

    blah… am I still talking to you? this is a strange day!

  • kathleen

    kathleenCollaboration Queen, 9 months ago

    what is football?

  • Chris White

    Chris White, 9 months ago

    Your football team winning is no panacea to being taunted, poked and being called a girly handbag. They’re just kicking pig skin…

  • STRINGER

    STRINGER, 9 months ago

    THERE IN LIES THE ART!

  • GODD

    GODD, 9 months ago

    GEELONG FOOTBALL CLUB ARE JUST LOVELY!!!

  • andrea verstegen

    andrea verstegen, 9 months ago

    Sigh…You have a way with words Stringer! AUSSIE FOOTBALL ROOLS! THAT”S WHY IT”S TAKEN OFF OVER THE ENTIRE WORLD! I MEAN, THE TWO TOP TEAMS OF THE AFL PROVED THAT AUSSIE RULES FOOTBALL IS A SPORT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY – THAT’S WHY GEELONG SLAUGHTERED THE OTHER (SUPPOSEDLY) REIGNING TEAM IN THE AFL LADDER. Oh, but this is a serious game…

  • Steve Axford

    Steve Axford, 9 months ago

    Well Godd would say that, after all his son plays for Geelong.

  • Steve Axford

    Steve Axford, 9 months ago

    Weren’t you done for drugs or something a while back Godd? Got you banned from the Hall of Fame and all that?

  • andrea verstegen

    andrea verstegen, 9 months ago

    ha ha ha ha

  • STRINGER

    STRINGER, 9 months ago

    YES IT IS NO SECRET THAT GOD HIMSELF ONCE PLAYED FOR GEELONG AND KICKED NINE GOALS IN A GRAND FINAL FOR THE MIGHTY CATS ONLY TO LOSE AND RECIEVE THE NORM SMITH MEDAL BUT LO!! HE SENT HIS TWO BEGOTTEN SONS BACK TO EARTH TO AVENGE HIS DEFEAT AND THEIR WAS GREAT JOY AS CANE CORNS FACE WAS PUSHED DEEP INTO THE CUDD AND THE PREMIERSHIP CUP WAS HELD ALOFT!!!!

  • kathleen

    kathleenCollaboration Queen, 9 months ago

    have no idea what the hell y’all talkin about… what is sport…???

  • banditart

    banditart, 9 months ago

    AFL IS FOR SISSY GIRLY MEN
    REEEAL MEN PLAY RUGBY AND EAT SPIDERS AND STUFF

  • banditart

    banditart, 9 months ago

    BUT HEY ITS WIKUDD YA TEAM WON YA WILD COLONIAL TASMANIAN
    AND ALL THAT PISS RECKING SHORE SOUNDS FAAARKIN FUN
    AND WAKING UP IN YA OWN POOL OF PISS, SHIT ,BLOOD AND VOMITT WELL FUKMEDED THATS JUST PRICELESS

  • STRINGER

    STRINGER, 9 months ago

    THANKYA CUZZ!!

  • Kristy Lee

    Kristy Lee, 9 months ago

    Yes ..welcome back.

  • Adrian Rachele

    Adrian Rachele, 9 months ago

    PIES ARE GOING TO WHIPERTY GEELONGS CRACK NEXT YEAR.

    tABLETS ARE ONLY GOOD WHEN THEY PLAY SHIT TEAMS.

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