I SOLD A T-SHIRT WOO FERKEN HOO
WELL THAT WAS MY FIRST SALE IN TWELVE MONTHS …
I WILL LIVE LIKE A KING!!!!!
PITY I HAVE TO EARN TWENTY BUCKS BEFORE I SEE ANY MONEY
FUCKEN BULLSHIT!!!!
GURGLE
MMMM… SAND CAKES… YOU SHOULD THINK YOURSELF BLOODY WELL LUCKY TO HAVE SAND CAKES! BACK IN MY DAY WE WOULD HAVE CHOPPED OUR ARMS OFF FOR A SAND CAKE. WHEN WE WERE GROWING UP WE DIDN’T HAVE ANYTHING! THERE WAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL… WHEN WE WERE KIDS THERE WAS JUST US AND THE VAST EMPTY VACUUM OF SPACE!! BUT WE DIDN’T WHINGE WE BLOODY WELL GOT ON WITH IT!!! WE FOUND THINGS TO DO. SO EAT YOU…
GAURANTEED SOLUTION TO ALMOST ANY TECHNOLOGICAL DIFFICULTY.
GAURANTEED SOLUTION TO ALMOST ANY TECHNOLOGICAL DIFFICULTY.
DON’T CUT THE RED WIRE!!!
THEN GET A FISH…. MAKE SURE IT’S A BIG ONE, THE BIGGER THE BETTER!!
THEN FIND SOMEWHERE NICE TO PUT IT FOR A FEW WEEKS…
LIKE UNDER THE COUCH OR…
IF YOU DON’T USE IT VERY OFTEN…
IN THE MICROWAVE…
I LIKE TO PUT MINE IN MY GUITAR…
IN THREE WEEKS TIME TAKE YOUR FISH OUT FROM IT’S SPECIAL PLACE
... SIT D…
I WANT TO BUY YOUR ART!!!
RIGHT AFTER WE ALL GO ICE SKATING IN HELL!
THE UBER COOL 20 SOMETHINGS HAVE TRENDED UP THE HOME PAGE AGAIN…
I SEE A THEME EMERGING HERE.
MEDIOCRITY!!!
P.C. AND P.G. CLEAN AND WHOLESOME PRESENTATION, WITH A LASHING OF COKE ADD LIKE SUBLIMINAL PERFECT WORLD PROPAGANDA.
VOMIT…. YAWN… UERGH…
WHO’S IN FUCKING CHARGE!!!!!
THIS SITE NEEDS A SHAKE DOWN!!!
I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ART SITE …
GANGLAND MURDERS!
HA HA HA HA AHHHHA HAAARRR…. choke splutter drooool…. ha HAAARRR!!!!
OOOOH NO!!! THE WORLD HAS GONE CRAZY AND EVERYONE IS OUT TO GET US!!!
THEY’RE WATCHING US FROM SPAAAACE!!!!
QUICK EVERY BODY!!!!
GET UNDER THE CAR!!!
NOT YOU!!!!
I DON’T TRUST ME…. er I AM …. YOU ARE!!
HE ARE!!!!!
WE ARE…. SHUT UP!!!
....get off my case…
VOTE FOR ME NO# 119 OF 269
...IN THE RED BUBBLE LOGO COMPETITION!!!
I HAVE JUST LOOKED THROUGH ALL OF THE ENTRIES AND MY EFFORT IS THE ONLY ONE THAT JUMPS OFF THE PAGE AT YOU!!!
YOU KNOW IT’S TRUE!!!
IT EPITOMIZES THIS SITE !!!
VOTE NOW !!!
ZERO ASPIRATION T-SHIRTS.
BUY MY T-SHIRTS!!!
THESE T-SHIRTS ARE BLOODY BRILLIANT!!!
THAT’S WHY YOU WANT ONE ON MY BODY!!!
JUST LIKE A NEAR MISS TO THE NUT SACK BY A HOT PROJECTILE THESE SHIRTS ARE AN INSTANT CROWD PLEASER!!!
NOT TO MENTION YOU WILL LOOK EXTREMELY CLEVER AND PULLS CHICKS LIKE A BRAND NEW HOLDEN MONARO!!!
IMPORTANT PEOPLE WILL INSTANTLY APPRECIATE YOUR CRAZY HUMOR AND DOWN RIGHT CLEVERNESS AT LEAST T…
HMMMMM..... ER ..... WELL....YES!
SAIL AWAY DREAMBOAT.
YOU LIVE AND YOU DIE…
IF SOMEONE DON’T BURN OR BURY YOU…
THEN THE RAVENS PICK YOUR BONES…
I SWITCHED MY LIGHTS ON AND OFF 3000 TIMES FOR EARTH HOUR!!!
EARTH HOUR!!!
WHAT A FUCKEN FARCE!!!
YOU KNOW JUST LAST WEEK 19,000 HECTARES OF TASMANIA’S RAINFOREST IN THE CENTRAL NORTH WEST WENT UP IN SMOKE BECAUSE SOME DICKHEAD BURNT A STOLEN CAR ON THE SIDE OF A REMOTE WEST COAST ROAD !!!!
YOU MIGHT AS WELL LEAVE THOSE LIGHTS OFF PEOPLE…..
IT’S GONNA TAKE A LONG LOOOOOONG WHILE TO COMPENSATE FOR ONE DICKHEADS CARBON EMISSIONS LET ALONE EVERY OTHER D…
I AM HAVING AN EXHIBITION.
......AND YOUR ALL INVITED!!!!
COME ON DOWN TO QUEENSTOWN.
IVAN STRINGER EXHIBITION
Landscape Art Research Queenstown (LARQ) is hosting an exhibition of the artwork of Ivan Stringer from 15 March until 12 April 2008. You are welcome to join Ivan at the opening of the exhibition The Centre of Now on Saturday 15 March from 5pm until 7pm. Sean Kelly, the current director of the Moonah Arts Ce…