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Greetings!!! from western Tasmania.

The frontier of modern civilisation.
Tasmania is a small triangular island that hangs like a scrotum beneath the eastern side of Australia. It is also relatively close to New Zealand and Antarctica.
I say Tasmania….Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Global Warming YAY!!!!

As a child when i was around 4 or 5 i was asked by my preschool teacher what i would like to be when i grew up. I said i would like to be the ruler of the known universe thanks. I was basically informed that this was a silly idea. Shortly after i had finished standing in the corner facing the wall i decided to disguise this ambition by telling everybody that i wanted to be an Artist. This was a more acceptable career choice and because i was gifted with an ability to paint it seemed to get everyone off my case until i got to college.

At this point the real world/society became such a drag i decided to disappear into the majestic wilderness of western Tasmania where i lived in a cave as a wild man for seven years. This period of isolation became my nature photography period and at the end of it i had gained a great deal of success in this medium. I produced two books containing my imagery and I won the Peter Dombrovskis wilderness photography award which is a pretty good thing to win if you live in Tasmania.

But my true passion still lay in painting so i went to the school of visual and performing arts in Launceston a city on the other side of Tasmania. There in 2006 i completed a Bachelor of contemporary Art with honours majoring in painting. My work has gone all over the world in the form of my books and prints i have had numerous exhibitions with works in various private collections. Now i am living back in the wild open spaces of western tassie and i am trying to reach people like you who live in other interesting places around the world.

I believe in art universal, as existence is an endless object and we are all made of the same atomic matter as stars. Electromagnetism like art is our common thread it unites us all. I also believe in the resurrection of toast and the free will of powdered sweat. So you are probably better off disregarding everything i have just written. Anyway I hope you enjoy my work

  • Joined: August 2007

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I SOLD A T-SHIRT WOO FERKEN HOO

WELL THAT WAS MY FIRST SALE IN TWELVE MONTHS … / I WILL LIVE LIKE A KING!!!!! / PITY I HAVE TO EARN TWENTY BUCKS BEFORE I SEE ANY MONEY / FUCKEN BULLSHIT!!!!
Posted over 7 years – 16 comments

GURGLE

MMMM… SAND CAKES… YOU SHOULD THINK YOURSELF BLOODY WELL LUCKY TO HAVE SAND CAKES! BACK IN MY DAY WE WOULD HAVE CHOPPED OUR ARMS OFF FOR A SAND CAKE. WHEN WE WERE GROWING UP WE DIDN’T HAVE ANYTHING! THERE WAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL… WHEN WE WERE KIDS THERE WAS JUST US AND THE VAST EMPTY VACUUM OF SPACE!! BUT WE DIDN’T WHINGE WE BLOODY WELL GOT ON WITH IT!!! WE FOUND THINGS TO DO. SO…
Posted over 7 years – 3 comments

GAURANTEED SOLUTION TO ALMOST ANY TECHNOLOGICAL DIFFICULTY.

GAURANTEED SOLUTION TO ALMOST ANY TECHNOLOGICAL DIFFICULTY. / DON’T CUT THE RED WIRE!!! / THEN GET A FISH…. MAKE SURE IT’S A BIG ONE, THE BIGGER THE BETTER!! / THEN FIND SOMEWHERE NICE TO PUT IT FOR A FEW WEEKS… / LIKE UNDER THE COUCH OR… / IF YOU DON’T USE IT VERY OFTEN… / IN THE MICROWAVE… / I LIKE TO PUT MINE IN MY GUITAR… / IN THREE WEEKS TIME TAKE YOUR FISH OUT FROM IT’S SPECIAL PLACE / R…
Posted almost 8 years – 8 comments

I WANT TO BUY YOUR ART!!!

RIGHT AFTER WE ALL GO ICE SKATING IN HELL! / THE UBER COOL 20 SOMETHINGS HAVE TRENDED UP THE HOME PAGE AGAIN… / I SEE A THEME EMERGING HERE. / MEDIOCRITY!!! / P.C. AND P.G. CLEAN AND WHOLESOME PRESENTATION, WITH A LASHING OF COKE ADD LIKE SUBLIMINAL PERFECT WORLD PROPAGANDA. / VOMIT…. YAWN… UERGH… / WHO’S IN FUCKING CHARGE!!!!! / THIS SITE NEEDS A SHAKE DOWN!!! / I T…
Posted almost 8 years – 9 comments
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