|Small Greeting Card||Large Greeting Card||Postcard|
|4" x 6"||5" x 7.5"||4" x 6"|
You know how it is. The Monday morning commute. You woke up late, the car’s slow to start, the kids are arguing in the back, and your dead girlfriend keeps pestering you to take the Marker back to it’s planet. And just when you’re at your most distracted, “LOOK OUT! THERE’S A NECROMORPH CROSSING THE ROAD!”
Yes, road accidents are the second highest cause of death among Necromorphs (Isaac Clarke is the first). Show your road safety awareness with a Caution – Necromorph Crossing product today!
(It’s inspired by the scifi / horror video game Dead Space btw, for those of you who are wondering what I’m gibbering on about…)