Steve Scott

My work is composed by a team of monkeys on typewriters & colouring books. There’s hundreds of them and contrary to popular belief they don’t write out The complete works of Shakespeare, as most of the monkeys believed this would be pure plagiarism. One monkey, Greg from accounts read Shakespeare’s Hamlet for his English Literature thesis at A level in a peace titled ‘Hamlet, A Bit Too Wordy For My Liking…’ and subsequently moved into mathematics. Suffice to say though each monkey was excited to be on with this project of monkey publishing. Each monkey had a role, be it the mail room monkeys the receptionist monkeys, the typesetters all the way up to the expert team of creative monkeys slaving away to put out original work to make their mark as world leaders in the literal & artistic world. Anyway the point is this took time money and effort to put together now give it the time it deserves and stare inanely at this site for at least ten minutes ‘til you have absorbed its wonderment and any other wonderment that may be knocking around too.