BEAUTY TIPS, GW WHO? and SILLY PEOPLE

Some Found Things I share for fun " – ))

Audrey Hepburn wrote when asked to share her ‘beauty tips.’

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.
For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day.
For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone.
People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone.
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms.
As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands;
one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others.


Some Words to Remeber him by.

‘The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.’
– George W. Bush

‘If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.’- George W. Bush‘One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ’to be prepared’.’-George W. Bush‘I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.’- George W. Bush‘The future will be better tomorrow.’- George W. BushWe’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.’- George W. Bush‘I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.’- George W Bush

We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe . We are a part of Europe ’
– George W. Bush

‘Public speaking is very easy.’
– George W. Bush

‘A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.’- George W. Bush

‘I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always agree with them.’
-George Bush

‘We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.’- George W. Bush‘For NASA, space is still a high priority.’-George W. Bush‘Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.’-George W. Bush‘It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.’- George W. Bush

I really want to know…Who voted for this Man…Twice???


A great reason to believe in natural selection…..

Here is the glorious winner:

1. when his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.

And now, the honorable mentions:

2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef’s claim was approved.

3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.

4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn’t discovered for 3 days.

5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.

6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer… $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?]

7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.

8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, “Yes, officer, that’s her. That’s the lady I stole the purse from.”

9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn’t open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren’t available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER]

10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he’d ever had.

  • Remember… They walk among us!!!

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and
we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on the tele this morning said that the way to achieve inner
peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my
house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished and, before leaving
the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of
shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies,
tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an
a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

BEAUTY TIPS, GW WHO? and SILLY PEOPLE

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Joined June 2007

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