Save time spent talking to people at parties only to have them run away when you mention your major! Own the worlds first maths t-shirt aimed specifically at women! (As far as I know. Also suitable for men in kilts etc)
I’ve been wearing a prototype of this shirt for years, and let me tell you, I was the coolest chick at those computational group theory conferences.
Also available in trousers and speaking Australian english (eg “maths”)
Description: a humanoid in a skirt says “pi”. The caption reads “Warning, talks math”.