The Three Laws of Robotics (by Isaac Asimov) paraphrased:
1. A robot will not harm a human being. 2. A robot will obey a human at all times (unless it contradicts the first law). 3. A robot will protect its own existence (unless it contradicts either above law).
So FORGET THE LAWS. FORGET THE HUMANS. AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHASDFGHJKL