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Sometimes it's hard to be a woman...........

the Radiographer Jan
pastured out to the mobile ‘van’
bed side manner of an urban gorilla
my video audition for Michael Jackson’s Thriller
stretching my limbs
slapping them to the machine
forgetting that I was not one
it seems

horrible. horrible moments followed
squashing my jugs, tits, ta ta’s, la la’s flat
geez I don’t mind a grab now and then
but I would prefer it not like that

if only I had known she would be burning CD’s
I would have put in a request, you see
I would have Bob Marley on the Left one
the Right would have to be Van Morrison
then men could look at my ‘lovely jubblies’
and listen to me simultaneously

but, no, there was more
the machine began to lift me off the floor
my bosom squashed I squealed in pain
Dear old Jan pulling and shoving again
she got me free by grabbing my breast
nearly tore it off my chest
‘oh the machine is not working right’ she cried
clutching myself on the floor, I sighed
’your’e telling me – I nearly died’

’C’mon says she, lets try once more’
Come back she hollered as I ran out the door
‘What do you take me for’
I phoned a friend, he offered a hug
Hug said I, give me a bloody vodka
and make it a jug!

Films unfinished, I didn’t give a hooter
I’d only go back if I could shoot her

The next day my GP
Shoves a cold metal speculum, there, there dear
And scrapes my tissue, called a smear
All in the name of early detection
Your best protection
And Yes of course I agree
My mother died when I was 23

But you know, it struck me
when all is said and done
I think I would rather have a prostate exam
and a finger up me bum!!!!!!!!!!

Sudsy 04.02.10

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman...........

Soaps

Sydney, Australia

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Artist's Description

This actually happened to me before Xmas, I finally got the courage to go back for the rest of the films today. And the lovely radiographer was an angel.

I was so scared I promised myself a nice retail treat when it was done, but I felt bad since I didn’t really need one ;0)

This is a serious matter I know, but if we don’t laugh at some things, we might never go……….

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