turd ...

turd ...  by SNAPPYDAVE
turd ...  by SNAPPYDAVE

turd ...

just wanted to see if anyone would class this as art … minimalism perhaps ???

Please dont be offended by this … that is not how it is intended …

Inspired by two ‘famous’ well known male artists …

would make a great – ‘your a real shit’ or ‘this is what i think of you’ or ‘divorce’ card

go on you know you want to buy this card for that big shit at work … hee hee

  • JenniferB

    JenniferB, 3 months ago

    hahahahahahahaha…

    you turn turd into gold Dave…

    don’t tell me… you’re capable of turning water into wine as well hu? Aww… you can be my friendly, local wholesale store Davey. ;-)

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to JenniferB’s comment, 3 months ago

    How did i know that you would be the first to comment on this … that dosn’t answer my question though … ‘is it art or not ???’ ... please comment !!!

  • digitalmidge

    digitalmidge, 3 months ago

    Heeheeeheeehee…what a bloody nutcase you are….

  • JenniferB

    JenniferB, 3 months ago

    oh… and I’m only too proud to acknowledge that yes, indeed I do classify that shit as being called Art, perhaps even more so, than the plain, pretentious pictures many others have already classified as being called Art… :-P

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to digitalmidge’s comment, 3 months ago

    zoe it isnt meant to offend in anyway … would you consider this as art ??? please be as honest as you can !!!

  • digitalmidge

    digitalmidge, 3 months ago

    Hahaahahhh Dave, you are like, kidding right? heehee…I’m still splitting my sides over here…will you bloody stoppit…?

  • JenniferB

    JenniferB, 3 months ago

    And here’s why… Just think about the concept… That lone, disfigured, broken looking piece of turd, excreted by some mongrel’s ass whose owner cares not a shit about the environment or other people to bother using a pooper scooper in order to pick it up, so not only did the dog leave its mark on the vast terrain of that damp looking little beach, but so too did its owner, therefore, anything that leaves its mark on the world in order to make a statement of one form or another, in my humble opinion just HAS to be deemed as being Art… And wont that misshapen, neglected little turn one day break down like a biodegradable soul to join the sands of time that it presently shits on? There ya go Dave… You can pay the bill later. :-P

  • GINGER BARRITT

    GINGER BARRITT, 3 months ago

    Of course this is art…anything is art if an artist says it is…LOL! It can be a comment on society, or better yet, politics!!!

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to digitalmidge’s comment, 3 months ago

    seriously … i wanna know if you consider this art ???

  • JenniferB

    JenniferB, 3 months ago

    turn = turd, okay, so I’ll give you a 5% discount for that wee error…

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to JenniferB’s comment, 3 months ago

    thanks JB that sounds like art to me …

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to GINGER BARRITT’s comment, 3 months ago

    thanks Ginge … that sounds logical and like art … ;-)

  • solareclips

    solareclips, 3 months ago

    Ok, so I’ve been out on many MANY walks with my daughter and seen the perfect swirl (you know what I’m talking about!) I’ve wondered the same thing myself!!!!! I think it takes one to know one lololol!!!!!

  • JenniferB

    JenniferB, 3 months ago

    Art doesn’t all have to be logical Dave… I perceive this piece of shit as being a piece of profoundly, beautiful, golden abstract art… :-P

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to solareclips’s comment, 3 months ago

    ha ha Julie … ive seen many a good swirl (your warped) ... but is it art in your opinion ? I will value your comments … !!! it looks like a three jointed turd dont you think ?

  • JenniferB

    JenniferB, 3 months ago

    Here ya go Davey… let’s see if anyone else out there can help you reconcile this shite for you… ;-)

    xox

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to JenniferB’s comment, 3 months ago

    I think that the coloured stones really add to the pic and help enhance the golden glow of that piece resting up there in the third portion of the pic (thirds rule was carefully considered before cropping this piece of artwork !)

  • Max Gatrell

    Max Gatrell, 3 months ago

    Scatological art, whatever will they think of next.

    M

  • solareclips

    solareclips, 3 months ago

    I can’t belive I’m discussing SHIT!!!!!!!!! I’m not sure if I would call it art, but there are people out there that would!! Beauty is in the eye (or ass) of the beholder!! ;-)

  • JenniferB

    JenniferB, 3 months ago

    Max! Your doing it again!!! Scatawhatical??? :-P

    I like the fact that it lacks symmetry Dave… The random, displaced scattering of shells, the turd, so painfully disfigured and bent into the broken shape of an ‘S’ for the word Shit… I’m just in awe at how much effort and thought has gone into the processing of this piece Dave… you truly astound me…

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to Max Gatrell’s comment, 3 months ago

    thanks for sharing M

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to solareclips’s comment, 3 months ago

    i see … got it ;-)

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to JenniferB’s comment, 3 months ago

    yip i did think it was facinating in its form … unusual diet to produce such a turd … i bet the dog owner dosnt realise what his K9 has produced here … goodness … ah well we can appreciate it here on RB

  • mlgkats

    mlgkats, 3 months ago

    hahaha shitty art , you really find the good stuff , youare to funny

  • JenniferB

    JenniferB, 3 months ago

    I think that all forms of shit should be appreciated on here @ red bubble Davey, inclusive of the human kind. ;-)

    I’m a pretty tolerant human being that way.

    xox

  • mychaelalchemy

    mychaelalchemy, 3 months ago

    it’s a piece of shit…j/k.lol

    I’m glad art is in the eye of the beholder and not in the hand of the beholder…

    art is what you make of anything that creates a visceral or intellectual vision…now, talking fine arts there could be more debate….

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to mlgkats’s comment, 3 months ago

    im glad you see the art in this piece mel … i didnt think that you would appreciate this … but me thinks you know what im trying to achieve ;-)

  • Max Gatrell

    Max Gatrell, 3 months ago

    Thankyou for sharing Snappy.

    M

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to mychaelalchemy’s comment, 3 months ago

    thanks for that … but would you yourself rate it as art ???

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to Max Gatrell’s comment, 3 months ago

    ok …

  • mlgkats

    mlgkats, 3 months ago

    yes , it is funny though,

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to mlgkats’s comment, 3 months ago

    funny … im serious mel … i think its really well formed and colourful … perfect poop if you like from a really healthy dog seemingly …

  • Leslie Wood

    Leslie Wood, 3 months ago

    For me personally…I have a hard time seeing this as art. Only because I pick up about 6 billion pounds of it out of my yard from my dog every week. LOL

  • JenniferB

    JenniferB, 3 months ago

    hmmm… no comment Dave!

    I will rise above the murky depths of your shite.

    peace, luv and plenty of shit to you. ;-)

    xox

  • mlgkats

    mlgkats, 3 months ago

    yes you can see that , i know you are serious :)

  • peggywright

    peggywright, 3 months ago

    You should have called it a zagnut bar, that would be art!

  • Junebug60

    Junebug60, 3 months ago

    Different--:) But what a reaction you got to this one. Great

  • dawndavies

    dawndavies, 3 months ago

    lol lol

  • hilarydougill

    hilarydougill, 3 months ago

    I would have liked it better if it had been in a back bag. haha. but have to admit you made a good job of capturing it.

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to Leslie Wood’s comment, 3 months ago

    thanks Les … cool reply !!!

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to JenniferB’s comment, 3 months ago

    mmmm

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to mlgkats’s comment, 3 months ago

    ;-)

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to peggywright’s comment, 3 months ago

    maybe … mmmmmmmm

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to Junebug60’s comment, 3 months ago

    yip … put my ‘REAL’ art up there and wow … some pieces not a comment … put a ‘turd’ up and wow … i guess thats just human nature after all :-)

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to hilarydougill’s comment, 3 months ago

    thanks hilary … ;-)

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to dawndavies’s comment, 3 months ago

    that was a cautious response .. hee hee

  • dawndavies

    dawndavies, 3 months ago

    oh you know me so well, got to look after my rep lol dawn

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to dawndavies’s comment, 3 months ago

    HEE HEE

  • mychaelalchemy

    mychaelalchemy, 3 months ago

    art is not always being creative, there is such a thing as found art, of which I would classify this as…anything is art that is proclaimed as such….
    I think it is art, yes, but, lol, not great art!

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to mychaelalchemy’s comment, 3 months ago

    ok

  • Ellaine Walker

    Ellaine Walker, 3 months ago

    that is just gross and weird :)
    its funny though..

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to Ellaine Walker’s comment, 3 months ago

    thanks chuckles … was just wondering if flk considered it art ;-)

  • AutumnLeaves

    AutumnLeaves, 3 months ago

    this thread is the best laugh i have had in weeks and i really needed it today. ;-) i dunno art art, but it’s SOMETHING! LOL!

  • Ellaine Walker

    Ellaine Walker, 3 months ago

    lol…it does have a lovely golden color!

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to AutumnLeaves’s comment, 3 months ago

    thanks … im glad you appreciated this art ;-)

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to Ellaine Walker’s comment, 3 months ago

    chuckles … im really chuckling now ha ha … golden … explain in greater detail please … :-D

  • LostBoy

    LostBoy, 3 months ago

    would be perfect for the local council offices…should be one on every wall.

    shit….this could be our new flag.

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to LostBoy’s comment, 3 months ago

    hee hee … get them to buy thousands of copies will ya ;-)

  • JenniferB

    JenniferB, 3 months ago

    art is not always being creative, there is such a thing as found art

    Lol. Classic mychael… you have a truly, wonderful mind. :-)

    apologies for channeling a message to my dear friend mychael through your shit SnappyDave.

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to JenniferB’s comment, 3 months ago

    im not a vehicle for passing messages … just turd pics … buy one if you dare !!! ... frig magine selling one of these … it would be my first sale … christhow could i live knowing that !!! i think i will delete this s—t quick !!!

  • JenniferB

    JenniferB, 3 months ago

    buy one if you dare !!! ... frig

    Lol… I’m so tempted to Dave, but you know I can’t afford to trade with cash. ;-)

    it would be my first sale … christhow could i live knowing that !!!

    LOL… Now I’m really tempted to buy one!

    I sure hope bubbler’s on mass buy this piece of shit… erm… I mean Art.

    only soft, warm turd-like feelings for you hon, none of the constipated hard stuff. ;-)

    xox

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE, 3 months ago

    did you know that there is an actual scale for clasifying the type of s-t that a person produces … i am totally serious here … i found a book in the school nurses office on that subject … google it and you will see for sure … isnt that just sooooo friggin cool … can you imagine the person paid to analyse sh-t heaps with ruler, probe and sniff … wow what a job … bet the pay is s—t though hee hee

  • JenniferB

    JenniferB, 3 months ago

    really? nope? :) I guess a person’s sh@t can reveal quite a bit about the contents of someone’s intestinal canal when you come to think of it… anyway, in these hi-tech days of DNA sampling and forensic evidence, nothing would surprise me. can’t say I’d ever want to undertake it as an occupation though, however, if I don’t get my ass off of redbubble and start job searching soon, testing sh@t, as well as being in it, may well be indicative of my future. ;)

  • Helen Bascom

    Helen Bascom, 3 months ago

    People paint with shit, shit on paintings, talk shit, why not photograph shit and then PhotoShop the shit out of it?

    :-) Art? I dunno, but it is certainly shit. Well, who said you can’t polish a turd?

  • Lefever

    Lefever, 3 months ago

    shit, that’s good. what a, erm, provoking pic. :0)

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to Helen Bascom’s comment, 3 months ago

    ha ha cool

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to Lefever’s comment, 3 months ago

    ha ha cool

  • LavenderMoon

    LavenderMoon, 3 months ago

    If I were grading it.. I would give it an ‘F’.. in this case, it goes well with the ‘art’... ‘F-art’... see?

    And where is the bow? Should have had a bow on it. Gussied up dookie photographs quite well, as I understand it.

    Great turd, Dave… I’ll ‘lump’ it in with the other ‘F-art’... : )

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE, 3 months ago

    cool answer … i dont mind getting an F this time … lol

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to GINGER BARRITT’s comment, 3 months ago

    Heres one for ya … regarding a comment on my work a few weeks ago … ‘turd’ ... who (famous person) said this … ‘for politics let fools contest for what is best administered is best’ ... you get this and you really do rock Ginge !!! ;-)

  • GINGER BARRITT

    GINGER BARRITT, 3 months ago

    Alexander Pope

  • SNAPPYDAVE

    SNAPPYDAVE in reply to GINGER BARRITT’s comment, 3 months ago

    nope not pope ;-)

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