OFFICER TICKETING A LIMO DRIVER by SMOKEYDOGSOCKS

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LAST WEEK, MY DOG SASHA STARTED BARKING LIKE SHE DOES WHENEVER SOMEONE WALKS OUT FRONT, OR HAS A DOG ON A LEASH, OR SHE SEES A CAT, OR THE MAILMAN IS COMIG FROM DOWN THE STREET AND IS GETTING CLOSER TO MY HOUSE. WHEN I WENT TO SEE WHAT THE ONE THING IT WAS THAT WAS MAKING HER SO UPIDY, I NOTICED THIS “OFFICER TICKETING A LIMO DRIVER”. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS TO A LIMO DRIVER, RIGHT? NO MORE DRIVING FOR THAT COMPANY AND TIME SPENT BEFORE YOU CAN DRIVE FOR ANOTHER LIMO SERVICE. LIMO SERVICES DON’T LIKE THEIR DRIVERS GETTING TICKETS FOR SPEEDING. NOW MORE THAN LIKELY, THAT IS WHAT THIS DRIVER GOT THE TICKET FOR. I LIVE ON A DRAGSTRIP, LITTERALLY. PEOPLE COME FLYING DOWN MARSHALL ROAD SO FAST, I’VE EVEN SEEN TWO VEHICLES SIDE BY SIDE AS THEY WENT PAST MY HOUSE. I JUST HAPPENED TO BE OUT IN MY FRONT WEEK PATCH WITH THE HIGH PRESSURE TIP ON MY 100 FOOT GARDEN HOSE. SO, AS I SAW THESE TWO COMING DOWN THE STREET LIKE THEY WERE, I DRUG MY HOSE OUT CLOSER TO THE STREET AND AS THEY PASSED BY, I HIT THEIR WINDSHIELDS WITH WATER. I HOPED THEY WOULD COME BACK, BUT NEITHER JERK DID. THE TRAFFIC IS JUST GETTING WORSE EVERY YEAR HERE AND NOW THEY ARE BUILDING A NEW FAIRMONT ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. ONE THAT WILL BE BIGGER AND MORE ABLE TO HANDLE THE NUMBER OF STUDENTS. IN VACAVILLE CALIFORNIA, THE GROWTH HAS FAR OUT COVERED THE STREET CAPACITIES AND IT’S ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE FROM HERE. IF VACAVILLE WOULD TAKE THEIR FOUR MOTORCYCLE OFFICERS AND FORM A TRAFFIC SPEEDING TASK FORCE, THE CITY OF VACAVILLE COULD CLEAN UP ON MARSHALL ROAD. ONE OFFICER WITH RADAR IN HAND AND THREE MORE OFFICERS WITH TICKET BOOKS AND PENS. SIT ACROSS THE STREET FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS AND HAND OUT SPEEDING TICKETS. I TOOK SEVERAL SHOTS OF THIS OFFICER WHILE HE WAS DEALING WITH THE DRIVER OF THE LIMO. I USED MY KODAK Z710 EASYSHARE AUTOZOOM AND THEN IN THE DIGITAL DARKROOM I CROPPED THE HELLO OUT OF IT SO I COULD ZOOM UP CLOSER TO THE OFFICER IN HIS CAR. I ALSO USED THE POLARIZING FILTER ON THE POLICE CAR TO PROTECT THE OFFICERS IDENTIFICATION.

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