smitisan
Profile
Horse trainer, Zen gardener, semi-skilled songwriter, proud father of four, and all around crazy man. And, yeah, I got a page at my space: myspace.com/redneckroshi
Groups
smitisan is a member of All Things Poetic, Artistic, Philosophical, Blue Room, Humour Captured, Short stories - Spherical Scriptings, Something To Say, Twisted Tales and WMG.
Writing
Bad Craziness
1. If a man speaks in a forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? 1a. Of course not. As proof, witness the following: / A. Only crazy people are right all the…
The Night Darcy Brown Got a Goober in His Drawers
Now this all happened way back when, in the days when bootleggers and bank robbers were all the role models a growing boy needed.
Highkus, Lowkus
Spring, and quick wild sap / scampers through leafing branches / like yellow-haired monkeys. Summer, the hot rut / baking brains, boiling juices, / a clash of antlers. Fall, a rake’s tooth tur…
Ewoks Behind You
Uh-huh, ewoks, all right. Wearing purple naugahyde jumpsuits. / Nike shoes.
The Frog Who Would Be Prince
No sir, the only one for her was the Man hisself, the King, Mr. Elvis double-Aron Presley.
