smitisan | RedBubble

Horse trainer, Zen gardener, semi-skilled songwriter, proud father of four, and all around crazy man. And, yeah, I got a page at my space: myspace.com/redneckroshi

Age: 57
Joined: May 2008

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Bad Craziness1. If a man speaks in a forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? / 1a. Of course not. As proof, witness the fol…

The Night Darcy Brown Got a Goober in His DrawersNow this all happened way back when, in the days when bootleggers and bank robbers were all the role models a growing boy needed.

Highkus, LowkusSpring, and quick wild sap / scampers through leafing branches / like yellow-haired monkeys. / Summer, the hot rut / baking brains, boiling…

Ewoks Behind YouUh-huh, ewoks, all right. Wearing purple naugahyde jumpsuits. / Nike shoes.

The Frog Who Would Be PrinceNo sir, the only one for her was the Man hisself, the King, Mr. Elvis double-Aron Presley.

Going All the WayNSFW

Prissy and the GritC.B. allowed as to how there wasn’t no finer sleeping to be had nowhere, what with the owls all hooty and the wind all piney

CouchboundNSFW

Once Was a TreeOnce was a tree / Growing high upon a hill / And its branches spread wide / And its roots went deep / Down into that hill. / In the tree wa…

Caradoc BrassboundNSFW

Mother Earth Takes Off: A Midwinter’s TaleThat was cool, though, because we were giants in those days and took great delight in plugging up volcanoes with rocks, big rocks.

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