Dating is very overrated.
Crushes are stupid.
Being together is a waste.
Butterflies circling around in the stomach is unhealthy.
Kisses only for every other second makes me sick.
Holding hands is a crazed fad that everyone loves.
Thinking about only one person is pointless.
And dreaming about meeting Mr. Perfect is not a good choice to make.
I thought all this was true.
That is, until I met you.