The “Anti-Fluffolists”, identified as a new right-wing extremist movement, has struck again.
Identified victims in the latest raid on Disney World include well-known characters Mickey Mouse, Kermit the Frog and Teddy.
A number of other lesser-known (albeit no less fluffy) children’s soft toys were also victimised during this attack and the extremists’ credo, “We don’t need no fluffolation!”, were spray-painted all over walls in the surrounding areas.
Police are currently investigating this most recent, gruesome attack and have urged anyone with knowledge of the operation’s movements to come forward.
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