Slonie

Slonie

Campbell, United States

Beware the Bandito

This is a public service announcement. In case you ever find yourself in a Western and get into a gunfight with the bad guy’s gang, you should really steer clear of the Bandito. These guys are nothing but trouble! First off, they’ve got bandoleers, giving them a nearly endless supply of lead to sling your way. Second, they’ve got a sombrero, which confers a huge tactical advantage to the wearer by keeping the sun out of their eyes. Third off, they most likely have a magnificent mustache, which is a source of their power.

Heed this advice and you’ll do just fine.

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