Gordon Singing Showtunes On YouTube - Vote For The One He Butchers
Why not, I say. You’ve seen my art, my writing, mood swings, naked body, might as well hear my voice singing. If you care (which I can only imagine a few of you will at this point) let me know which of the following you want me to sing and then link to from my RB page:
A.) Who Am I (Les Miserables)
B.) Stars ( ”” ”” ”” )
C.) Corner of the Sky (Pippin)
D.) Gethsemane (Jesus Christ SuperStar)
I opt for D myself for real backfire, but if you want a less dramatic, more beautiful one, I’d say B.
Anyway, if enough of you vote (say, 10) I’ll throw in either:
“I Guess I’ll Miss the Man” (Pippin)
or
“Sweet Transvestite” + “Stageshow Pt.1” (Rocky Horror Picture Show)
Robert Knapman
All good. I go for A & D mostly because I don’rt know the other two by name ;) Brave guy
Gordon Merrick... replied
Stupid more likely, but if you’ve voted first it’s a good luck charm. Long time not talk. I hope your doing well.
Robert Knapman
Me good. Mostly. Yes certainly mostly – have moments. Good to see you out and about too. I just love the idea of seeing and hearing you ‘live’ and moving. Definitely a good luck charm buddy .)
linaji
lololo A.. AND ANY .. BUT MAke sure I get a link!!
Gordon Merrick... replied
Three As, Two Ds, and a B…. close race… we just need 5 more people. Find em for me, won’t you? ;)
Hilton Briscoe
Oh I vote you sing Lord Abortion by Cradle of Filth, I think that would test your singing mettle (A little joke with myself… mettle, metal… aha).
Oh I’m not too big a fan of musicals so I decided to rebel against your totalitarian rules! Though really most CoF albums are conceptual and thus near enough to musicals, just without the acting… so I’m a good little rebel, Darth Sidious wouldn’t mind me.
Also if 10 people vote the Rocky Horror songs please.
Gordon Merrick... replied
I’ll sing Rocky Horror for you anyway, but you should choose D… come on, Jesus QUESTIONING God’s will? Right up your dark ally. ;)
Toby Austin Go...
I’m not that familiar with any of them either, but I have used random methods to select ‘A’.
Gordon Merrick... replied
Ah, the convict turned genteel mayor in war torn france questions if he should let another take the fall for his crime. It is certainly one of the good ones. My favorites from Les Mis are the multi-part ones, but those are a bit tough with one of me. ;) Thanks.
drjones
B! :)
Gordon Merrick... replied
I may do that one just for you anyway… other than the thrill of being a death-falsetto Jesus Christ, it’s just the best for my voice. Thanks my good doctor, as always.
drjones
You’re welcome Gorgon, I’d love to hear it. I know I’ve asked you this before…but I am somewhat useless when it comes to organisation…can you send me your address again please?! I do have it still written on the envelope you sent me, but the letters are smudged…and it’s also somewhere in my bubblmails…but where?! Thank you x
Hilton Briscoe
Would you sing Rocky Horror in drag, when in Rome right? I’m joking of course. I like hearing you sing and I don’t know any of them so any of them would be fine with me, though fine Gethsemane, D.
Gordon Merrick...
I really can’t do drag. Female clothes won’t, uh, take care of my, member… I even tried moo-moo drag and it kept falling out into the audience.
No, but stupid me aside, I’m not a drag kind of guy. I like drag queens, but not when they’re me.
I’ll sing anything for you really, but still only five people like me…. maybe I shouldn’t have sent nasty letters to the entire administrative staff… or maybe it was the napalm pizza coupons I sent most of my watchlist…
Or my frank way of being adorably irritating in a semi-vomit producing way.
Hilton Briscoe
Camp as I am I’m not really a Queen, I wear womens clothing if I have nothing else or if I’m feeling low about myself and want to emphasis my breasts to be all pretty and make the boys take notice. I’ll let you decide if I’m joking.
Tut, well some people just aren’t adventurous. I’m the opposite, I like drag but not the queens. A guy looks hot in womens clothing, Eddie Izzard (did I spell him right?) for example, in drag he looks quite cool but (scissors, glass-houses and kettles be damned) when not he looks a bit like a toad-unfortunate fox love child.
Ahh, well I’m still holding out for Lord Abortion Gordie. Oh I’m sure more people like you, they just haven’t noticed the biblical signs showing you have returned. I’ll start a postal run if you want, but you can pay for the stamps and I will need addresses. Yeah maybe the nasty letters have done something to halt the tidal bore that should be the pilgrims coming to pray at your toes (I’m going to keep running with this religious theme), but people are fickle, send a few nice words. Napalm pizza coupon? Ahkies where is mine? Does it blow up when you open it or something? Or does it get me a free pizza that happens to be quite hot? I would prefer the former.
You can be adorably irritating? Why haven’t I seen this? Mostly you’re just irritating with the occasional splash of semi-sensical sentences.
:D
Faizan Qureshi
Bring it on G… any of them will do :-P
You’re very brave to be doing this!
Gordon Merrick...
Tell you what, with Faizan backing me… (for the first time in a while, Faizan, I missed you kid where have you been, but next time I’ll be angry at you for not extolling my endless virtues more often than once a year)... I can’t really lose. Look for a link to it by Sunday. Thank you kindly.
Kym Smitt
D! man, let the backfire begin