Tech support. Tech support never changes.
Have you ever felt yourself caught in the vise of an uncertain fate? Your hands clacking uncertainly over unfamiliar keys, your bandwidth flatlining, your teeth grating against each other as your hard drive chugs and grinds on the very edge of self-destruction, as Murphy’s Law looms strange and dark just behind you?
There is only one defense against the certain technical apocalypse that stalks us all, and that is a good sense of humor – and our tests have shown that this well-humoured shirt will grant you a solid and lasting buff of +2 humorosity points. And in the ongoing battle against the dread BSOD, you need all the power you can get. Turing help us; we all do.