ornament and crime by sjem ©

T-Shirts & Hoodies

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Sizing Information

Chest 32" 33.0" 35.0" 37.0" 39.0"
Length 26.5" 27" 27.5" 28" 28.5"


  • 100% cotton slim-fitting masterpiece
  • Ethically sourced and beautifully tailored
  • Printed using cutting edge direct to garment technologies
  • Cold wash and hang out to dry

As worn by the enigmatic EB

I could have called this who farted ? but that would just be silly.

Architecture and t-shirts.

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  • nook
    nookover 7 years ago

    This I love, top work sjem. There may have to be a purchase here. Great title.

  • Kitsmumma
    Kitsmummaover 7 years ago

    The cameo of the future, love it. Great work.

  • nofrillsart
    nofrillsartover 7 years ago

    This looks really cool sjem. A blue and white wedgewood cameo version would rock too!

  • BigFatRobot
    BigFatRobotover 7 years ago

    it’s the future and the past all wrapped in one exceptional design. bloody ace!

  • santakaoss
    santakaossover 7 years ago

    What a treat to wake up to…

  • sjem ©
    sjem ©over 7 years ago

    Shucks, you’re all a bit friendly this evening, thank you.

    Thats a good idea nofrills, I’ll be looking into it …

  • EarthquakeBee
    EarthquakeBeeover 7 years ago

    Sjem ! this is a classic ! but if I get it, my hubbie will kick me out !!

  • Kaitlin Beckett
    Kaitlin Beckettover 7 years ago

    A beautiful cameo. I’m sure my grandmother had one similar…maybe I will inherit it if I am good.

  • Leese
    Leeseover 7 years ago

    Sjem, you have a wacky imagination….I think thats a good thing.

  • Cathie Tranent
    Cathie Tranentover 7 years ago

    Ah yes, but you thought about callling it who farted and that’s the important thing!!


    PS – the tags are an art form in themselves!!

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