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Collaborative work with Toxteth O’Grady and his story ‘echoes’

Introducing the Tornado Strike Force 300™ the newest addition to Suburban Commando©’s innovative backyard lifestyle products.

The Tornado Strike Force 300™ will make you feel like a true warrior in your own suburb. Create windspeeds of up to 300km/h to effortlessly clear away those stubborn wet leaves, snow and unwelcome neighbourhood pets.The Tornado Strike Force 300™ has many advanced features including:

-50bhp, 300cc 2-stroke engine with ‘star force’ spark plug ignition and our patented stainless steel exhaust manifold system.

-Nozzle mounted laser guided sight for those stubborn long range targets.

-Distinctive camoflague paint and tough kevlar shell.

Remember : It’s always mission possible when you fight with Suburban Commando©.

For more information, read a testimonial from one of our valued customers Toxteth O’Grady

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  • LostBoy1
    LostBoy1over 6 years ago

    300km/h wind speeds??just the thing to strap to your skate board…in fact i think you could fly through the sky with a beast like that!!!

    Fantastic Design sjem…concept executed with a vengance!!

  • Lucan Industries
    Lucan Industriesover 6 years ago

    About fucking time.
    But due to the extremely excellent nature of this tee, and your forward thinking collaboration with the literary wizard Toxteth O’Grady, I’ll let you off.
    A surefire winner, there’s nothing like lacing something meaningful with humour to multiply the impact.
    Enjoying the logo to the right as well, as phallic as it may be.

  • Ben Herman
    Ben Hermanover 6 years ago

    Hilarious, I love it, where can I get one Bunnings?

  • Scott Robinson
    Scott Robinsonover 6 years ago

    I can see the troops lining the streets as we speak..
    Another Sjem jem, Equal measures of humour and execution..

    Peace through Two-Stroke power? I always want to strangle those early morning lawn enthusiasts

  • davecurtain
    davecurtainover 6 years ago

    General Sjem, shock & awe of your talented deployment.
    Suburban Commando could be fertile ground for future works – potentially a successor to the bravery series?

  • Danny
    Dannyover 6 years ago

    I find this disturbing
    I just come in from outside because my hedge trimmer disintergrated in my hands half way through the job and find this.
    I could of got sjem to organise an upgrade.
    Damn!
    what is this sjem?
    The worlds first fascist leaf blower- cat sucker
    Or a military sex aid

    I’m damned confused

  • sjem ©
    sjem ©over 6 years ago

    LB1 – cheers, and thanks for the technical assistance on the potential power output of a 300cc 2-stroke.

    Lucan – It was a tough call after your collab with ol Toxy, I don’t know what penis your talking about …

    Ben – Available soon at all good hardware stores and military disposals.

    Scott – I stole that line from an add for a machine gun which said ‘Peace through Superior Firepower’ the logic of that statement is flawless don’t you think ?

    Toxy – I think you might be onto something here, there’s plenty of scope for the Suburban Commando range.

    Danny – Its all of the above and so much more don’t you think ? Its always Mission Possible with Suburban Commando©.

  • Danny
    Dannyover 6 years ago

    This must confirm Lucan is some sort of alien
    He must have a penis shaped like a star or a lawn mower
    Or a piece of string like the rip cord
    Explain?

  • Danny
    Dannyover 6 years ago

    This is the 3rd post and this time I’ll stop being a smart arse and say what I originally meant too
    Good on you sjem for taking the inatiative and doing something with Dave’s written work.
    Something the photographers can’t seem to do so readily.
    As soon as I saw this I went “That’s like the one in Toxeth’s story”
    The cat’s were a dead give away.
    Great work.
    PS
    The phallic symbols got me stumped but.

  • Lucan Industries
    Lucan Industriesover 6 years ago

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