A F H S T-Shirt

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A F H S

Offend your local graphic designer today.

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  • dazgwen

    dazgwen

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Gordon MacK

    Gordon MacK

    Helvetica is a good font. Cant beat a classic.

  • Susan Grissom

    Susan Grissom

    Too funny. Glad to see your still ticking

  • nofrillsart

    nofrillsart

    I agree…i would be grumpier.

  • Lucan Industries (© misterkhan 1995)

    Lucan Industri...

    This is good. And accurate.
    I suggest slightly smaller type.
    A person I know made a ‘Helvetica Sucks’ tee recently.
    Have you seen the film?

  • Firedrake

    Firedrake

    HAHA
    Yes but is is Helvetica Neue?
    Surely that’s not so bad….

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    Bah, you don’t need to be nice here. This is the second laziest shirt I’ve ever made.

    I haven’t seen the film actually. Was it enjoyable ? Is it on youtube ? Is it longer than 3 minutes ? Can I get it on my ipod ? Where’s my breakfast ?

  • Lucan Industries (© misterkhan 1995)

    Lucan Industri...

    It’s only six words long. Should be perfect for you.

    And you’re right, the effort you have put into this is similar to the effort most people put into ‘not being dicks’.
    (That’s ‘not a lot’ by the way, thought I’d explain myself, yes I’m talking to YOU)

  • nofrillsart

    nofrillsart

    I think you mean your coffee!

  • nofrillsart

    nofrillsart

    Nice tag btw!

  • metronomad

    metronomad

    ;-) love helvetica! LOL

  • transmute

    transmute

    I want one in Comic Sans please.

  • Danny

    Danny

    Posted at AM or something like that
    You’re embarressed aren’t you?
    Why not
    Another
    Fucking
    sjem
    shirt

    Who is this Helvetica chick anyway?

    You know this doesn’t qualify for AP.

    I’m dissapointed with your language sjem
    do you wash your car with this shirt?

  • Danny

    Danny

    sjem can you delete the above so I can rewrite it in English
    please

  • Scott Robinson

    Scott Robinson

    Sadly, This cracked me up. I feel so unclean.

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    ChrisW – make it yourself, I’ll charge you at least $40 for it.

    Lucan – what ?

    Danny – your waves of cruelty washed over me like a fine summer sea breeze. Learn to spell eh ?

    Scott – YOU feel unclean ? Imagine how the poor bastard who made this feels.

  • nook

    nook

    the detail makes it sooooo much clearer. Very necessary. I think the placement sucks.

  • betelnut

    betelnut

    No doubt the cruel hand of irony will play it’s part and you will go on to sell a billion of these.

    Go in peace.

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    Firedrake – Its Helvetica Bold, I kept it old skool.

    NFA – I found my coffee, now I feel betterer. It’s also nice to know people still read tags.

    Nook – Thanks for noticing the detail. That took me ages. If you have a better placement in mind, make your own bloody version.

    Betelnut – If I sell a billion, I’ll buy you your own island or something.

  • Artnepo

    Artnepo

    i’m laughing all over the place right now! this page is the best read i’ve had on the net all year!

  • Danny

    Danny

    sjem
    can you ask Lucan if I can borrow that video

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    Hey Lucan, can Danny borrow that video ?

  • Lucan Industries (© misterkhan 1995)
  • Lucan Industries (© misterkhan 1995)

    Lucan Industri...

    Another
    Fucking
    Rude
    Comment
    From
    Lucan

  • Lucan Industries (© misterkhan 1995)

    Lucan Industri...

    What’s a ‘video’ anyway?
    If it isn’t available to download for free straight into my brain then I’m not interested.

  • Lucan Industries (© misterkhan 1995)

    Lucan Industri...

    I agree with Nook about the detail.
    I had no idea what was going on without it.

  • nofrillsart

    nofrillsart

    I know people who have been diagnosed as having AFHS.

  • bicozikan

    bicozikan

    XD Awesome!
    Ahhhh… my parents wouldn’t like me parading the word anything with the word ‘fucking’ on my chest though…
    Too bad, I was looking forward to pissing off all my school chums :)

  • Lucan Industries (© misterkhan 1995)

    Lucan Industri...

    Still
    Fucking
    Good

  • kathleen

    kathleen

    so can you make the Arial version for all us pc people please… i believe they are essentially the same font…

    1001freefonts.com… people should find it… it’s got lot’s of pretty fonts… free lot’s of them….

    lots and lots and lots of them 1001 actually… that’s a lot of fonts… a lot o font…

    ta

  • mister khan

    mister khan

    but what does ‘helvetica’ mean? and why do so many fonts sound like obscure swiss villages?

  • ToastedGhost

    ToastedGhost

    When I was at art college pre-computers ha! The only way to get decent text was by using Leteraset it was very expensive but my dad worked for a building company and could get me loads of the stuff providing it was Helvetica Medium. The college lecturers always complained about my posters hey I could not afford expensive typefaces. Helvetica still makes me shudder! Pariase be to computer typefaces

  • mister khan

    mister khan

    ahh wikipedia solved that one-

    “Helvetica was created by Miedinger with Eduard Hoffmann at the Haas’sche Schriftgiesserei (Haas type foundry) of Münchenstein, Switzerland. Haas set out to design a new sans-serif typeface that could compete with Akzidenz-Grotesk in the Swiss market.”

    looks like obscure swiss villages are the home of typeface setting.

  • sjem © replied

    You’re a hansdome devil aren’t you (thats you in the profile pic innit ?)

  • Bryan Davidson

    Bryan Davidson

    Imagine if we didn’t have this font.

    We wouldn’t have shirts like this.

  • mister khan

    mister khan

    if you start branding me as a devil, how on earth am i ever going to get into living christianity. do me a favour. can’t you see the wings?

  • sjem © replied

    Is that what they are. Lovely.

    Disregard my previous slanderous accusation with humblest apologies.

  • Crockpot

    Crockpot

    LOL… good one! Just what we all need…

  • mister khan

    mister khan

    “Helvetica was created by Miedinger with Eduard Hoffmann at the Haas’sche Schriftgiesserei (Haas type foundry) of Münchenstein, Switzerland. Haas set out to design a new sans-serif typeface that could compete with Akzidenz-Grotesk in the Swiss market.”

    (reads remarkably similair to the history of lsd)

  • raae

    raae

    Can i buy this as a billboard?

  • sjem © replied

    You could.

    Then again, you could make it yourself (in photowhore or illustriator for example); then I will send you a letter from my lawyer who will then send Rick Astley to your house.

    Deal ?

  • raae

    raae

    For making me click on that and forcing me to endure 3.30 minutes of fucking HELL.. i am deleting you from my watchlist.

    Hey i didnt know you added a new clip to youtube! Nice pants!

  • sjem © replied

    Hell ? That is the 80’s at it very best and you’d best remember that.

    As for your slanderous and grossly inaccurate allegations, they shall not be forgotten. I’d remove you from my watchlist but I’m desperate for friends, even if I have to stalk them. Also, that dancing guy had a nice apartment.

  • raae

    raae

    Thats so funny that you mentioned the apartment because i was totally thinking.. hmm nice decor gay dancing boy. Your appreciation for interiors has won you a spot back on my watchlist.

    I would have to say the only great thing from the 80’s (apart from my conception) was the introduction of those funky Diane Keaton style pants that have been recently revived.

  • Melissa Kohlmann

    Melissa Kohlmann

    Good one!!! :)

  • o0OdemocrazyO0o

    o0OdemocrazyO0o

    Eurostyle extended 2 will be the next big one…
    y’know…when all the yuppies realised you popped up that logo for them in 9 seconds…good old eurostyle extended….

    nice shirt… have you seen the doco?

  • sjem © replied

    Yes, great movie that, most enjoyable. I love listening to old school european modernist designers talk, they’re always friggin cool.

  • TheLoveShop

    TheLoveShop

    haha so great!!!

  • Tordo

    Tordo

    This is so funny! :D

  • Rachael Burns

    Rachael Burns

    hahah love it!

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