elementary mediocrity
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Seeing as tweedbrain can’t come up with his own t-shirt designs anymore; I thought I’d plagerise ... er … design one for him.
Amazing what you can get done in a lunch break when you put your mind to it.
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Danny
the usual cut and paste shit I see.
Oh well what do you expect from a fictional character? Quality?
I suggest making it all black on a black tee.
To hide the tired artwork
Yawn
The best thing about this is the model.
kathleen
oo.. this is ? play nice fellas!
Lucan Industri...
Seriously this is the best shirt you have ever made.
You will sell hundreds.
Dashing model.
Danny is right, it’s mighty on black.
Danny
I’m always right
In fact I’m never wrong
Look 13×13 =169
Genius
Now pistols drawn , 3 steps and fire.
humanalien
LUV THA SHIRT! BUT NOT THA PRICE!, ILL ASK MR BURNS FOR A CHRISTMAS PRESENT EEEXXXEELLLEENNT!!!
sjem ©
Thank you danny
sjem ©
thank you kathleen
sjem ©
thank you human alien, you might prefer the real version though.
sjem ©
Spank you jism.
Danny
I just squated this in my office

ToxtethOGrady
danny, squatting in your office?
thank you
ToxtethOGrady
how is lucan going raising funds for movember?
Lucan Industri...
Yes I was wondering that.
Lucan Industri...
Thank you Toxteth
Lucan Industri...
Thank you Toxteth
Lucan Industri...
Thank you Danny
Lucan Industri...
Thank you Lucan
LittleHelen
Who are you?
What have you done with sjem (boobies) Bastards :(
seventeen
Ok you two – you seriously had me caught in this game earlier and I followed you both around for a while thinking I was tripping out. Oh – maybe I was? You’re the same person aren’t you?
And you know what? I like this version of EM.
nofrillsart
Ok, Im confused!
Lucan Industri...
Lucan is my lovechild. ANd she is married to Danny.
Danny
Danny isn’t real
He was invented ny Peter to stop being bored on week days
sjem ©
I love your squat Danny. You should squat more often.
And to clarify.
Lucan is never sometimes not sjem and sjem is often not never Lucan.
bicozikan
Vomit trees for the win! You’re a cheeky one sjem XD
Lucan Industri...
No No No. Trust Uncle L to pig it up.
Lucan is Never. Sometimes.
Not sjem
And sjem is often not.
Never Lucan.
See?
Lucan Industri...
And Danny is my Father.
Danny
Can’t be me
I contracted mumps at age 15
Went through the whole 1960’s & 70’s rootless and didn’t care.
Lucan Industri...
Did the mumps make you put apostrophes in the wrong places?
I think this version is betterer. I really do. Which annoys me immensely.
Danny
I was also born without the punctuation gene.
I thought that was bleeding obvious by now.
I noticed he – who- was – sjem posted this on the Agent P Group.
NOW that’s abusing privilege
Danny
Lucan Industri...
I noticed that abuse of privilege, sorry, i won’t do it again.
And Danny, GIVE ME A FUCKING CHANCE
SabreToothFairy
Lunch-break huh? Pretty cool stuff.
Reminds me of the old days when all i had on my mac was photoshop elements 3 and my work was limited to manipulation of scanned drawings and googled photos. Frustrating, yes; but it does give you an appreciation of how really great images are often really simple.
This is especially the case with tees, so hat’s off to you’s! x
sjem ©
Abuse of privelidge ? I think not.
Clearly this t-shirt fits within the finely honed (and recently revised) guidelines of AP.
Yet another fine squat from you Danny; and you’ve upset tweedhead in the process. Lovely.
sjem ©
Thank you NoFrills
sjem ©
Thank You LittleHelen
sjem ©
Thank you bikozican
sjem ©
Thank you STF, I tried my best to steal as much as I could to get this looking as good as possible.
sjem ©
Oh … and thank you seventeen
Lucan Industri...
“Special Addendum
Any t-shirt entitled ‘elementary mediocrity’ will be accepted.”
I’ve actually wet myself and will be going home.
LocoDiablo
What`s all this? How did you change your user names?
I kept my promise.
mikoto
I can’t help but laugh. You probably sell a few.
klezedawg
that’s the weirdest set of comments I’ve seen
sjem ©
Thanks Loco
sjem ©
Thanks Mikoto
sjem ©
Thanks klezedawg
MuscularTeeth
its a good design but overly priced methinks.
BOOJOO
reminds me of my father :)))
very aggressive work, like it
Lucan Industri...
Thanks MuscularTeeth
sjem ©
Thanks MuscularTeeth
sjem ©
Thanks BOOJOO
Danny
Thank Me
sjem ©
Why would I thank myself ?
Lucan Industri...
Why would I thank myself ?
Danny
Why would I thank myself
sjem ©
I would thank myself. Why ?
Steven Sandner
lol
Daniellep89
I do love the design, however the price is not realistic?
Who determines the price?
sjem ©
Thank you steven
sjem ©
Thank you danielle
Dufflebag
at least it will hide the blood stains on my shirt when I murder people
u03ajp4
i like it in black
tiktoklock
Not sure the meaning or what your all talking about…....but I’d buy one if the price was right.
Lucan Industri...
What is this thread on about?
You’re all mad.
This is just crap. Crap I tell you.
Belinda Leopold
I actually like this!!!!!!
Rayven
I’m so confused…..
POP
Doug Hindson
wtf?
KillerNapkins
hmmm hahah this tshirt has confused me..e.
blacksesameseed
Well, I think it’s safe to say that my brain is now spattered all over the screen. On the bright side, I’m kind of laughing out loud at these comments. Definitely the most entertaining piece I’ve seen recently.
drip
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nice one!
SusanSanford
Is this a shirt or a multiple personality disorder? Anyway…good representation of logorrhea. & thank you for giving me an excuse to write “logorrhea”.
sjem © replied
This is a piece of redbubble history that I keep up to confuse people. It was a very funny day, clearly we were all bored with work or something.
Thanks for teaching me a new word too.