elementary mediocrity T-Shirt

sjem ©

elementary mediocrity

CLICK ON THE IMAGE BELOW TO BUY THE REAL VERSION

Seeing as tweedbrain can’t come up with his own t-shirt designs anymore; I thought I’d plagerise ... er … design one for him.

Amazing what you can get done in a lunch break when you put your mind to it.

elementary mediocrity belongs to the following groups:

Agent Provocateur - T-Shirts with Messages Available for sale as

T-Shirts

  • Danny

    Danny

    the usual cut and paste shit I see.
    Oh well what do you expect from a fictional character? Quality?
    I suggest making it all black on a black tee.
    To hide the tired artwork
    Yawn
    The best thing about this is the model.

  • kathleen

    kathleen

    oo.. this is ? play nice fellas!

  • Lucan Industries Unlimited

    Lucan Industri...

    Seriously this is the best shirt you have ever made.
    You will sell hundreds.
    Dashing model.
    Danny is right, it’s mighty on black.

  • Danny

    Danny

    I’m always right
    In fact I’m never wrong
    Look 13×13 =169
    Genius
    Now pistols drawn , 3 steps and fire.

  • humanalien

    humanalien

    LUV THA SHIRT! BUT NOT THA PRICE!, ILL ASK MR BURNS FOR A CHRISTMAS PRESENT EEEXXXEELLLEENNT!!!

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    Thank you danny

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    thank you kathleen

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    thank you human alien, you might prefer the real version though.

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    Spank you jism.

  • Danny

    Danny

    I just squated this in my office

  • ToxtethOGrady

    ToxtethOGrady

    danny, squatting in your office?

    thank you

  • ToxtethOGrady

    ToxtethOGrady

    how is lucan going raising funds for movember?

  • Lucan Industries Unlimited

    Lucan Industri...

    Yes I was wondering that.

  • Lucan Industries Unlimited

    Lucan Industri...

    Thank you Toxteth

  • Lucan Industries Unlimited

    Lucan Industri...

    Thank you Toxteth

  • Lucan Industries Unlimited

    Lucan Industri...

    Thank you Danny

  • Lucan Industries Unlimited

    Lucan Industri...

    Thank you Lucan

  • LittleHelen

    LittleHelen

    Who are you?

    What have you done with sjem (boobies) Bastards :(

  • seventeen

    seventeen

    Ok you two – you seriously had me caught in this game earlier and I followed you both around for a while thinking I was tripping out. Oh – maybe I was? You’re the same person aren’t you?
    And you know what? I like this version of EM.

  • nofrillsart

    nofrillsart

    Ok, Im confused!

  • Lucan Industries Unlimited

    Lucan Industri...

    Lucan is my lovechild. ANd she is married to Danny.

  • Danny

    Danny

    Danny isn’t real
    He was invented ny Peter to stop being bored on week days

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    I love your squat Danny. You should squat more often.

    And to clarify.

    Lucan is never sometimes not sjem and sjem is often not never Lucan.

  • bicozikan

    bicozikan

    Vomit trees for the win! You’re a cheeky one sjem XD

  • Lucan Industries Unlimited

    Lucan Industri...

    No No No. Trust Uncle L to pig it up.

    Lucan is Never. Sometimes.
    Not sjem
    And sjem is often not.
    Never Lucan.

    See?

  • Lucan Industries Unlimited

    Lucan Industri...

    And Danny is my Father.

  • Danny

    Danny

    Can’t be me
    I contracted mumps at age 15
    Went through the whole 1960’s & 70’s rootless and didn’t care.

  • Lucan Industries Unlimited

    Lucan Industri...

    Did the mumps make you put apostrophes in the wrong places?

    I think this version is betterer. I really do. Which annoys me immensely.

  • Danny

    Danny

    I was also born without the punctuation gene.
    I thought that was bleeding obvious by now.
    I noticed he – who- was – sjem posted this on the Agent P Group.
    NOW that’s abusing privilege

  • Danny
  • Lucan Industries Unlimited

    Lucan Industri...

    I noticed that abuse of privilege, sorry, i won’t do it again.

    And Danny, GIVE ME A FUCKING CHANCE

  • SabreToothFairy

    SabreToothFairy

    Lunch-break huh? Pretty cool stuff.

    Reminds me of the old days when all i had on my mac was photoshop elements 3 and my work was limited to manipulation of scanned drawings and googled photos. Frustrating, yes; but it does give you an appreciation of how really great images are often really simple.

    This is especially the case with tees, so hat’s off to you’s! x

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    Abuse of privelidge ? I think not.

    Clearly this t-shirt fits within the finely honed (and recently revised) guidelines of AP.

    Yet another fine squat from you Danny; and you’ve upset tweedhead in the process. Lovely.

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    Thank you NoFrills

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    Thank You LittleHelen

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    Thank you bikozican

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    Thank you STF, I tried my best to steal as much as I could to get this looking as good as possible.

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    Oh … and thank you seventeen

  • Lucan Industries Unlimited

    Lucan Industri...

    “Special Addendum
    Any t-shirt entitled ‘elementary mediocrity’ will be accepted.”

    I’ve actually wet myself and will be going home.

  • LocoDiablo

    LocoDiablo

    What`s all this? How did you change your user names?

    I kept my promise.

  • mikoto

    mikoto

    I can’t help but laugh. You probably sell a few.

  • klezedawg

    klezedawg

    that’s the weirdest set of comments I’ve seen

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    Thanks Loco

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    Thanks Mikoto

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    Thanks klezedawg

  • MuscularTeeth

    MuscularTeethVoted Most Helpful Bubbler

    its a good design but overly priced methinks.

  • BOOJOO

    BOOJOO

    reminds me of my father :)))

    very aggressive work, like it

  • Lucan Industries Unlimited

    Lucan Industri...

    Thanks MuscularTeeth

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    Thanks MuscularTeeth

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    Thanks BOOJOO

  • Danny

    Danny

    Thank Me

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    Why would I thank myself ?

  • Lucan Industries Unlimited

    Lucan Industri...

    Why would I thank myself ?

  • Danny

    Danny

    Why would I thank myself

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    I would thank myself. Why ?

  • Steven  Sandner
  • Daniellep89

    Daniellep89

    I do love the design, however the price is not realistic?
    Who determines the price?

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    Thank you steven

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    Thank you danielle

  • Dufflebag

    Dufflebag

    at least it will hide the blood stains on my shirt when I murder people

  • u03ajp4

    u03ajp4

    i like it in black

  • tiktoklock

    tiktoklock

    Not sure the meaning or what your all talking about…....but I’d buy one if the price was right.

  • Lucan Industries Unlimited

    Lucan Industri...

    What is this thread on about?
    You’re all mad.
    This is just crap. Crap I tell you.

  • Belinda Leopold

    Belinda Leopold

    I actually like this!!!!!!

  • Rayven

    Rayven

    I’m so confused…..

    POP

  • Doug Hindson
  • KillerNapkins

    KillerNapkins

    hmmm hahah this tshirt has confused me..e.

  • blacksesameseed

    blacksesameseed

    Well, I think it’s safe to say that my brain is now spattered all over the screen. On the bright side, I’m kind of laughing out loud at these comments. Definitely the most entertaining piece I’ve seen recently.

    drip

  • [̲̅ə̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦ Miranda[̲̅ə̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̲̅]
  • SusanSanford

    SusanSanford

    Is this a shirt or a multiple personality disorder? Anyway…good representation of logorrhea. & thank you for giving me an excuse to write “logorrhea”.

  • sjem © replied

    This is a piece of redbubble history that I keep up to confuse people. It was a very funny day, clearly we were all bored with work or something.

    Thanks for teaching me a new word too.

Add your comment

You need to login or signup to add your comment to this work.