astral narcissus T-Shirt

sjem ©

astral narcissus

For Nat’s challenge.

Please don’t let it win though, you don’t really want my face on a t-shirt.

PS This is the bestest triangle tee on RB.

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  • jemimalovesbigted

    jemimalovesbigted

    very clever.. love it! I imagine she would be honoured to wear your face in this form!

  • jemimalovesbigted

    jemimalovesbigted

    now go and vote for me so I don’t have to write a journal about it and piss you off! haha! =P

  • sjem © replied

    You’ve got some nerve young lady. It may or may not have earned you a vote …

  • jemimalovesbigted

    jemimalovesbigted

    haha! I like to push the boundaries a little… was curious to see how you would react!

    Adore this t-shirt though Sjem…

  • Lars

    Lars

    HAHAHA thanks for the plug!

  • sjem © replied

    HAHA

    Thanks Lars.

  • Lars

    Lars

    nice eye, eyebrow, hair, half a nose

  • Lars

    Lars

    oh and i dig the shirt.. i should mentioned that first.

  • Natalie Tyler

    Natalie Tylergiver of t-shirt love

    Two shirts in one week! Blimey. And one in a challenge entitled ‘reveal yourself’. Who would have thunk it. You’ll be posting your pin number next. Nice work sjem ;)

  • sjem © replied

    I’m still recovering from posting my freaking eyeball on the internets.

  • fixtape

    fixtape

    I like this style.
    It reminds me of the constellations.

  • sjem © replied

    I think you just inspired a better title for this fixtape. Thank you.

  • nofrillsart

    nofrillsart

    This looks very cool…although it really does disturb me!

  • sjem © replied

    Yes, disturbs me too. I had to stare at my face for far too long to do this.

  • nofrillsart

    nofrillsart

    but its ok…mulligrubs disturbed me also!

  • Cathryn Swanson

    Cathryn Swanson

    Really clever work sjem.

  • Danny

    Danny

    That eyeball to the left shares some similarity with Tom Cruise

  • sjem © replied

    Tom Cruise ? What a fucking insult. You bastard.

  • Danny

    Danny

    Sorry I meant Keira Knightley

  • sjem © replied

    Better. Next time say Johnny Depp and I’ll be much more amenable.

  • Danny

    Danny

    I really meant Julian Carey

  • Firedrake

    Firedrake

    Haha…GREAT title.

  • Scott Robinson

    Scott Robinson

    That`s a strange, yet very cool visual Sjem.
    The wear line through it, photocopier?

  • sjem © replied

    Yeah – vector traced (no AI for me – I’m too used to using CAD), printed, photocopied, creased, photocopied, photocopied again, scanned, bitmapped, uploaded.

  • Scott Robinson

    Scott Robinson

    Nice work, it`s a good balance of clean vector, and real-life wear.

  • Mel Brackstone

    Mel Brackstone

    Oh come on…..you can put that on a shirt!!! :)

  • sjem © replied

    I could, but who wants to buy my face on a shirt ? I DON’T !

  • Grant Bissett

    Grant Bissett - Minister of Kerosene

    I didn’t see this one until now, awesome

  • sjem © replied

    Thank you Mr B. Is that your dog by the way ?

  • 8eye

    8eye

    Do I detect some homage to Kraftwerk (who are in my book the tops) or is this coincidence. Striking

  • sjem © replied

    I hadn’t seen that album cover before (I’ve just done a quick google), it’s certainly of that visual style so coincidence it is. ColdPlay have a similar thing on one of their albums too.

  • Grant Bissett

    Grant Bissett - Minister of Kerosene

    @sjem no way man, my dog is far too refined to be behaving like that

  • laura

    laura

    idig this, it reminds me of a photocopy collage. a+ from me.

  • sjem © replied

    Thanks Laura, a photocopier was involved in the making of this design.

  • onetonshadow

    onetonshadow
    - Minister of Tees

    Please don’t tell me you had the idea of drawing these geometric patterns on your face from the new Batman piece of filth, I mean, film. Because I’ll never speak to you again.

  • sjem © replied

    What ? Fuck no.

  • onetonshadow

    onetonshadow
    - Minister of Tees

    I went to see the Dark Knight at the IMAX in London last night, utter turgid unmitigated bollocks from start to finish. But the screen was bigger. So you had to sit further away. Don’t really get it myself. Anyway, there’s a bit in it where Batcunt is looking at a screen shot of the Joker and they have that exact same geometric nonsense over his face.

  • sjem © replied

    I’m gonna sue batman.

  • onetonshadow

    onetonshadow
    - Minister of Tees

    And yeah I voted already, but I swore too, so it’ll probably get discounted.

  • sjem © replied

    So I called batman to tell him I was sueing him for stealing my idea.

    He told me to fuck off.

    Oh and he said you owe him a packet of crisps and a new can opener.

  • onetonshadow

    onetonshadow
    - Minister of Tees

    What’s his fucking number, the can opener was broken before I went anywhere near the thing, and I gave him a 1978 Ipswich v Arsenal FA Cup final program from Wembley in exchange for those crisps, and they weren’t even worcestershire sauce flavoured like he said, they were fucking mexican chilli, since when have mexicans eaten crisps.

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