astral narcissus
Please don’t let it win though, you don’t really want my face on a t-shirt.

PS This is the bestest triangle tee on RB.
Available for sale asT-Shirts
Please don’t let it win though, you don’t really want my face on a t-shirt.

PS This is the bestest triangle tee on RB.
Available for sale asT-Shirts
jemimalovesbigted
very clever.. love it! I imagine she would be honoured to wear your face in this form!
jemimalovesbigted
now go and vote for me so I don’t have to write a journal about it and piss you off! haha! =P
sjem © replied
You’ve got some nerve young lady. It may or may not have earned you a vote …
jemimalovesbigted
haha! I like to push the boundaries a little… was curious to see how you would react!
Adore this t-shirt though Sjem…
Lars
HAHAHA thanks for the plug!
sjem © replied
HAHA
Thanks Lars.
Lars
nice eye, eyebrow, hair, half a nose
Lars
oh and i dig the shirt.. i should mentioned that first.
Natalie Tyler
Two shirts in one week! Blimey. And one in a challenge entitled ‘reveal yourself’. Who would have thunk it. You’ll be posting your pin number next. Nice work sjem ;)
sjem © replied
I’m still recovering from posting my freaking eyeball on the internets.
fixtape
I like this style.
It reminds me of the constellations.
sjem © replied
I think you just inspired a better title for this fixtape. Thank you.
nofrillsart
This looks very cool…although it really does disturb me!
sjem © replied
Yes, disturbs me too. I had to stare at my face for far too long to do this.
nofrillsart
but its ok…mulligrubs disturbed me also!
Cathryn Swanson
Really clever work sjem.
Danny
That eyeball to the left shares some similarity with Tom Cruise
sjem © replied
Tom Cruise ? What a fucking insult. You bastard.
Danny
Sorry I meant Keira Knightley
sjem © replied
Better. Next time say Johnny Depp and I’ll be much more amenable.
Danny
I really meant Julian Carey
Firedrake
Haha…GREAT title.
Scott Robinson
That`s a strange, yet very cool visual Sjem.
The wear line through it, photocopier?
sjem © replied
Yeah – vector traced (no AI for me – I’m too used to using CAD), printed, photocopied, creased, photocopied, photocopied again, scanned, bitmapped, uploaded.
Scott Robinson
Nice work, it`s a good balance of clean vector, and real-life wear.
Mel Brackstone
Oh come on…..you can put that on a shirt!!! :)
sjem © replied
I could, but who wants to buy my face on a shirt ? I DON’T !
Grant Bissett - Minister of Kerosene
I didn’t see this one until now, awesome
sjem © replied
Thank you Mr B. Is that your dog by the way ?
8eye
Do I detect some homage to Kraftwerk (who are in my book the tops) or is this coincidence. Striking
sjem © replied
I hadn’t seen that album cover before (I’ve just done a quick google), it’s certainly of that visual style so coincidence it is. ColdPlay have a similar thing on one of their albums too.
Grant Bissett - Minister of Kerosene
@sjem no way man, my dog is far too refined to be behaving like that
laura
idig this, it reminds me of a photocopy collage. a+ from me.
sjem © replied
Thanks Laura, a photocopier was involved in the making of this design.
onetonshadow - Minister of Tees
Please don’t tell me you had the idea of drawing these geometric patterns on your face from the new Batman piece of filth, I mean, film. Because I’ll never speak to you again.
sjem © replied
What ? Fuck no.
sjem © replied
Have you voted for Tyles yet ? Cos you should.
onetonshadow - Minister of Tees
I went to see the Dark Knight at the IMAX in London last night, utter turgid unmitigated bollocks from start to finish. But the screen was bigger. So you had to sit further away. Don’t really get it myself. Anyway, there’s a bit in it where Batcunt is looking at a screen shot of the Joker and they have that exact same geometric nonsense over his face.
sjem © replied
I’m gonna sue batman.
onetonshadow - Minister of Tees
And yeah I voted already, but I swore too, so it’ll probably get discounted.
sjem © replied
So I called batman to tell him I was sueing him for stealing my idea.
He told me to fuck off.
Oh and he said you owe him a packet of crisps and a new can opener.
onetonshadow - Minister of Tees
What’s his fucking number, the can opener was broken before I went anywhere near the thing, and I gave him a 1978 Ipswich v Arsenal FA Cup final program from Wembley in exchange for those crisps, and they weren’t even worcestershire sauce flavoured like he said, they were fucking mexican chilli, since when have mexicans eaten crisps.