The Mighty Penis.....let's play it safe

a fleshy pink chunk of
blood pumping love
sent from Adam
or someone above

the power you exemplify
leaves us gals all mystified
for be it small or be it big
has us gals all doin’ a jig

many names you guys call ya tool
mmmm…let me think so I’m not a fool
Roger Dodger isn’t first class
Sir John Thomas what an ass….

oh God man …“Peter” springs to mind
get your hand off it …more names we will find
“penie” now does give you strength
only if the “it” has great length…

a moment now while I doodle
let’s not forget your little" Woodle"
a tower of might if you please
many great names give you ease

your manhood now or a pair of udders
doesn’t matter really makes us all shudder
for the throbbin’ knob to be sure
shags us all….. be we rich or poor

the mighty blue veined junket pumper
gets all hard from a nipple in a jumper
a great big fat is soon admired
where a woman’s delight is inspired

smiles now are ticking by the clock
let’s not forget that great big cock
for it’s true aim is our pleasure….
get out the tape and let us measure

six inches now is the request
more than that you are truly blessed
average Joe Blow wishes for more
so he can screw that gorgeous whore

the crown jewels are somethin’ to behold
myth or legend or so I’m told
that dick of yours has a mind of it’s own
thank the Lord it is not a clone

all the fun is in the erection
thank God man your not up for election
keep it clean…. so pristine new
beware of infection for both me and you

a weapon now of mass destruction
for us gals it’s all seduction…..
willy willy wonka isn’t a crime
making love is a good pastime

with foreskin or without
us gals sure do pout
small in nature or of huge girth
sure is a subject of great mirth

hang it left or hang it right
get a grip now with all your might
for tugging it now…some dont seem to mind
it’s all hear say that it’ll send ya blind

a phallic symbol is always in season
a big TV or car is your reason
for covering up what’s missing in your pants
a little bit of "tackle’ the size of an ant

a penis or dick shall ring a bell
the man with a huge prick sure is hell
whatever name you do savour
make sure the condom is your flavour ….

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a little bit o silly :))

thanks to John for the inspiration ……..

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  • Norma-jean Morrison
    Norma-jean Mor...over 3 years ago


  • hehehehhee well just get a grip!!!!!! lots of love xxx

    – SimplyRed

  • bluevelvetrose1
    bluevelvetrose1over 3 years ago

    Red what an epic!

  • hehehehehee just a bit o silly :))) glad "it’ made you smile ….

    – SimplyRed

  • CreativeKitty
    CreativeKittyover 3 years ago

    oh my god I love this, amazing! ;-)

  • hehehehe thanks wasd a bit of fun :))

    – SimplyRed

  • Arcadia Tempest
    Arcadia Tempestover 3 years ago

    A mighty penis for breakfast with a side order of giblets please…
    Not for me that is what the next person is thinking..
    You sure know how to make one stand up and blink rapidly at the screen!!! ;O) xxx

  • hehehehee…pleased I was able to wake you :))) and dont eat toooo much you’ll spoil your lunch :))

    – SimplyRed

  • Lisa  Jewell
    Lisa Jewellover 3 years ago

    LOL very clever, Red…..xx

  • clever and naughty …..

    – SimplyRed

  • linaji
    linajiover 3 years ago

    heheheh irresistible!

  • hahahahaa glad you enjoyed it :))

    – SimplyRed

  • 1oldman
    1oldmanover 3 years ago

    oh you RB girls, gals and grams… thanks for the grins Red!

  • hahahaaa glad I made you smile :))

    – SimplyRed

  • mareakingurl
    mareakingurlover 3 years ago

    OMGawd!! LOL! Too funny! Fantastic write!

  • thanks so much …glad you enjoyed it :))

    – SimplyRed

  • AnLile
    AnLileover 3 years ago

    You’re cooking Red. xox

  • just stirring the pot lol :))

    – SimplyRed

  • Cosimo Piro
    Cosimo Piroover 3 years ago

    ha!… a fun read… won’t pick out any lines except to say my vision is still good enough to read…lol.

  • hahahaa Cosi….hope they are only sunglasses your wearing in your avatar pic lol

    – SimplyRed

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