Short Cut Bacon and the Brown Onion Bin...

She hurried now to do the shopping
she was late and time was hopping
grab the trolley.. gee… her back was achin’
to the deli now for a kilo of bacon

her eyes widened and with a smile so dandy
she had spotted a yummy piece of “eye candy”
Ten years her junior but my he was HOT
tried to stop staring but alas she could not

Smile so bright he was purely delicious
Another quick glimpse so he wasn’t suspiscious
Butt so cute and blonde of hair
Four short cut bacon he ordered there
she watched him leave her eyes grew dim
a second chance perve he was near the onion bin

over she hurried for another good look
bent over near him and four onions she took
grabbed her trolley and went on her way
what a nice sight… he’d made her day

three aisles in she looked down in dismay
she’d taken his trolley whilst perving away
in her trolley she stared with dread
she hadn’t grabbed two loaves of wholemeal bread
she looked hard ….but there was no mistakin’
she’d grabbed the trolley with his short cut bacon

further now she had a browse
swapped the trollies she’d done but how??
like a mad woman she did race and tear
should she stop …run a comb through her hair
back still aching and hurtin’ were her bunions
an almighty quest to find the man who also got onions

find the man the one on which she’d perved
Dilemna told ..he seemed quite unnerved
swapping the groceries to and fro
oh dear Lord what a state of woe
embarrassed now her heart all a flutter
he walked away with a smile and a mutter

there’s a moral now to this tale
perving is lovely but to no avail
the mistake surely did make her blush
but oh my goodness he was rather lush!!!!

© SimplyRed 2010

Short Cut Bacon and the Brown Onion Bin...


Cremorne, Australia

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This is a true story….I was guilty of having a wee look at some “eye candy” in our local supermarket He was roughly 10 yrs younger than me …..I perved not once but twice and in my bemused and blood rushed state …I accidently took his trolley by mistake and had to chase (the poor unsuspecting victim of my lustful thoughts ) him halfway round the supermarket to get my trolley of goodies back…to say I was a TAD embarrassed is an understatement …..

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