Irish Joke - "3 Pints of Guiness"

Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the corner of the room, drinking a sip out of each pint in turn. When he had finished all three, he went back to the bar and ordered three more.

The barman says, “You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it . Your pints would taste better if you bought one at a time.”

Patrick replies, “Well now, I have two brodders, one is in America and de odder in Australia and here I am in Dublin . When we all left home, we promised dat we’d drink dis way to remember de days we all drank togedder.”

The barman admits that this is a nice custom and says no more.

Patrick becomes a regular customer and always drinks the same way … ordering three pints and drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are finished. One day, he comes in and orders just two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he goes back to the bar for the second round, the barman says, "I don’t want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss. "Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops and he starts to laugh, “Oh no,” he says, “Bejesus, everyone is fine! Tis me … I’ve quit drinking!”

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“Live Life For Today And Save A Smile For Somebody Tomorrow” – David

Irish Joke – “3 Pints of Guiness”

Another classic Irish Joke,
Please enjoy …. and smile or even laugh

A favourite saying of mine “Live Life for Today …….. and save a Smile for Someone Tomorrow”

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Comments

  • linifer
    liniferalmost 6 years ago

    LMAO…. maybe I’ll try that one! :)))

  • Glad it brought a smile! – David :>))

    – David A. Everitt (aka silverstrummer)

  • Mary Campbell
    Mary Campbellalmost 6 years ago

    LOL, good one..

  • I’m pleased it made you laugh especially as your on a roll with your features! – David :>))

    – David A. Everitt (aka silverstrummer)

  • littlestmonkey
    littlestmonkeyalmost 6 years ago

    Chuckle, chuckle….that’s a good one:)

  • Yes M it made me laugh and still does! – David:>))

    – David A. Everitt (aka silverstrummer)

  • Cassey
    Casseyalmost 6 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • I’m glad that made ya laugh! – David :>))

    – David A. Everitt (aka silverstrummer)

  • Eva & Klaus WW
    Eva & Klaus WWalmost 6 years ago

    Love it! Told like a true Irish man ;o)
    Eva and Klaus
    XX

  • Lol I’m so pleased it made you laugh – David :>))

    – David A. Everitt (aka silverstrummer)

  • Elucidate
    Elucidatealmost 6 years ago

    Ha, this is great!

  • That rhymes …….. Hi Elucidate glad you approve and laughed! – David :>))

    – David A. Everitt (aka silverstrummer)

  • CLiPiCs
    CLiPiCsalmost 6 years ago

    only a pad . . .

    brilliant gag

    Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss

  • Lol – Glad you enjoyed it Kriss – David :>))

    – David A. Everitt (aka silverstrummer)

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