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"Irish Joke" - "Mick and Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

Mick, from Dublin , appeared on ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ and
towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds.

You’ve done very well so far,’ said, Chris Tarrant, the show’s presenter,
‘but for a million pounds you’ve only got one lifeline left – phone a
friend. Everything is riding on this question……will you go for it?’

‘Sure,’ said Mick. ’I’ll have a go!’ ‘Which of the following birds does
NOT build its own nest?’

A: Sparrow

B: Thrush

C: Magpie

D: Cuckoo

I haven’t got a clue,’ said Mick, ‘so I’ll use me last lifeline and phone
me friend Paddy back home in Dublin ’. Mick called up his mate, and told
him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.

‘F**kin hell, Mick!’ cried Paddy. ’Dat’s simple……it’s a cuckoo.’

‘Are you sure?’

’I’m f**kin sure.’ Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, ’I’ll go wit
Cuckoo as me answer.’

‘Is that your final answer?’ aske d Chris

‘Dat it is, Sir.’

There was a long – long pause, and then the presenter screamed, ‘Cuckoo is
the correct answer! Mick, you’ve won 1 million pounds!’

The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink.

‘Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven’s name did you know it was da Cuckoo that
doesn’t build its own nest?

‘Because he lives in a F**kin clock!’

"Irish Joke" - "Mick and Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

David A. Everitt (aka silverstrummer)

Leicestershire, United Kingdom

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“Live Life For Today And Save A Smile For Somebody Tomorrow” – David

Just another Irish joke I have come accross just to make your day/night that much brighter.
This joke is for laughing please enjoy

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