You are not a DJ
Just because you got a pirated copy of Ableton Live on that fancy laptop mommy and daddy bought for you, and you figured out how to play two songs at the same time while tweaking the shit out of a low pass filter, doesn’t mean you’re a DJ.
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MuscularTeeth
haha, what happens if you own a legit copy?
silentnoise
Well, I guess it really depends on whether or not you have any musical talent to apply to it. That being said, there is nothing funnier than watching a laptop DJ have to cut their set short because Live’s copy-protection decided to activate itself.
MuscularTeeth
haha