Sodium Benzoate preserves freshness T-Shirt

Chris Jackson

Sodium Benzoate preserves freshness

Currently Im sitting at my computer after consuming a can of Mountain due. Its got me totally wires and and feeling all out of sorts. It turns out it has a number of questionable ingredients in it in cluding Sodium Benzoate thats like to hyperactivity and can potentially destory your mitochondrial DNA, scary stuff! Prolong your life – Avoid Mountain Dew!

I have just come back and read what i tried to type above, I’m all over the shop! I will leave my badly typed and confusing description as factual evidence to prove that mountain dew is bad for you, very bad!

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  • Steve Harvey

    Steve Harvey

    Way to go Chris! and besides that, it looks like urine…

  • Chris Jackson replied

    My mate Carl gets mountain dew from an American airforce base as its still not back on the shelves in the UK after it was banned years ago. I’m only just starting to feel normal again.

  • coffeetea

    coffeetea

    very cool.. love theme like this.

  • MangaKid

    MangaKid

    I had some of that stuff a couple of months back and it sent me on a wrongun too.

  • Chris Jackson replied

    no kidding, it well messed up my morning

  • brendanscully

    brendanscully

    I splashed some on my foot…..now I’m limping :o)

  • Chris Jackson replied

    thats made me laugh. do they sell mountain Dew in Oz?

  • Chris Wood

    Chris Wood

    Love the whole concept of this. PLEASE do a whole range of these t-shirts. Apsartime is a must! However its spelt that is! Good work pal

  • Chris Jackson replied

    I already have aspartame on the go!

  • brendanscully

    brendanscully

    Not sure – I’m a boring fan of water….out of the tap…....3 AM, I stagger to the bathroom and stick my head under the nozzle…. Boring!!! but healthy I suspect. Not not a fan of MD, never tasted it….....have heard of it though…......anyone got a single malt scotch? NOW YER TALKIN…..!!!!!

  • Chris Jackson replied

    yeah the scotch sounds way better that the mountain dew, although these days im not sure you can trust the good old fasioned water what with all the rubbish the government put in it.

  • brendanscully

    brendanscully

    Something’s gotta get you…eventually…....you’re right though…wondering what’s happening to all my tax dollars

  • RVRFNX

    RVRFNX about 3 hours ago

    Great design :D. How long ago did you make this? And have you had any of the bad dew since then?

  • Chris Jackson replied 22 minutes ago

    Cheers mate, it was a while back now, atleast 3 months I think. Can’t say I’ve had any dew since providing you discount cocktails!

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