shortpants

My damn lcd monitor screws my pooch so hard the pooch has to go on weekly group therapy for another ten years before it can show its face around again. I DO have a very nice CRT monitor, but it’s in the computer where i can’t use painter because the RAM’s fuckin’ ridiculous. Why don’t i trade them off? Very complicated reasons.

Well, not so complicated.

But i won’t state them.

Fuck you.

Lol.

Looks like a little upside-down pyramid, those last lines, don’t them?

Anyway, i’m whinin like this because the paintings i did for my t-shirts wound up kinda different in my CRT. It still looks good, I think, but not in the way i planned.

When i win the lottery i’ll buy PANTS made out of SOLID HAPPINESS.

And i’ll also buy the biggest CRT ever.

The fuckin thing will have a back part so big it’ll have a whole city inside it, with little gnome people selling meat fruitcakes and cottage cheese tricycles.

It’ll be a good day, it will…