Driving through La Belle France the other week an old friend was concentrating so hard on the cameras, as one does, that he went past a car at a high rate of knots and only got a glimpse of the sign in the back window.
All of his family clamoured for a closer look so he slowed and when the vehicle went past he then tailgated to read the sign:
“Je ne suis pas un chien. Ne mettez pas votre nez dans mon cul. svp.”