Aye! It’s Johnny! Johnny is like the godfather of Anarchy Island. Highly respected, feared, and admirred… just not by women. Johnny is pretty much the resident badass and is responsible for the only positive thing to come out of Anarchy Island; Punk Rock Pizza. Johnny was a roadie for a long time and became famous for his pizza creations. He quit the rock circuit and opened Punk Rock Pizza on Anarchy Island to make the best and worst pizzas the world had ever seen. Now, Punk Rock Pizza is a beacon of light on an otherwise scary island. People (and celebrities) come from hundreds of miles away to try Johnny’s insane creations. Apart from pizza, Johnny likes beer, girls, and the sound of his own rhaspy voice. He thinks he is right all the time, and if he is wrong… shut up!