5.00 Funny
As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a grave-
side service for a homeless man, with no family or friends. The funeral
was to be held at a cemetery way back in the country, and this man
would be the first to be laid to rest there. As I was not familiar with
the backwoods area, I became lost; and being a typical man did not stop
for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and
the crew, who were eating lunch, but the hearse was nowhere in sight.
I apologized to the workers for my tardiness and stepped to the side
of the open grave, where I saw the vault lid already in place. I
assured the workers I would not hold them up for long, but this was the
proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their
lunch. I poured out my heart and soul.
As I preached the workers began to say ‘Amen ,’ ‘Praise the Lord,’ and
‘Glory’! I preached and I preached, like I’d never preached before;
from Genesis all the way to Revelation.
I closed the lengthy service with a prayer and walked to my car. As I
was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the
workers saying to another, ‘I ain’t never seen anything like that
before in my life and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for thirty-two
years.’
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JohnThunderbird
ha haaaaaaa roflmao, that’s good.
salsbells69 replied
Thanks John!
JohnThunderbird
I thought (you a minister, nuh couldn’t be lol)
salsbells69 replied
Nope…not at all..lol
Tamme Marshall
Thanks for the laugh – hilarious!
salsbells69 replied
My pleasure Tamme !
Van Cordle
Hahahaha that was funny -thanks for that salsbells!!!
salsbells69 replied
Thanks Van..glad you had a chuckle…its good for the soul! :))
iAN Derrick
a load of joy in that reading salsbells…and while we are on the theme of “funerals”...you might be interested to read “First Aid”...another “Clappers” tale that will be uploaded this sunday…and yea it deals with bodily disposals. :-))))))))))))
salsbells69 replied
lol..Ok I will look out for it !! Thanks Ian!:)))
Marilyn Harris
lol!!! Good one Sal!!! :-)
salsbells69 replied
Thankyou Bloss!!
handprintz
lololol
salsbells69 replied
Glad you had a giggle Trudi :))
Barbara Sparhawk
Verrrrry funny, I’m passing this on to my friends. Without passing on.
salsbells69 replied
Well done Barbara! Good to share a laff or two!
Helene Kippert
hahahaha what a beauty! :D
salsbells69 replied
Good for a giggle Helene!!
barnsis
Hillarious. Good one.
salsbells69 replied
Good work Byron..hope you had a giggle!
mikej
Hahahahahaha,hehehehehehe, rolloing on the floor here, Now that is hilarious. Great one!
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mike
salsbells69 replied
Nice one Mike!!
Steven Guy
LOL, i love toilet humour !
salsbells69 replied
You gotta laff Steven :))))
Maximus
bloody funny Sal :)
salsbells69 replied
Thanks Max..glad you had a giggle!
Gili Orr
LMAO! Great!!
salsbells69 replied
Lol..Good work Gili!!
dougie1
good one sal!
salsbells69 replied
Cheers Dougie !
Sheila Smith
I can’t type for laughing Sal that’s a good one.
salsbells69 replied
Thanks Sheila!!