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5.00 Funny

As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a grave-
side service for a homeless man, with no family or friends. The funeral
was to be held at a cemetery way back in the country, and this man
would be the first to be laid to rest there. As I was not familiar with
the backwoods area, I became lost; and being a typical man did not stop
for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and
the crew, who were eating lunch, but the hearse was nowhere in sight.

I apologized to the workers for my tardiness and stepped to the side
of the open grave, where I saw the vault lid already in place. I
assured the workers I would not hold them up for long, but this was the
proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their
lunch. I poured out my heart and soul.

As I preached the workers began to say ‘Amen ,’ ‘Praise the Lord,’ and
‘Glory’! I preached and I preached, like I’d never preached before;
from Genesis all the way to Revelation.

I closed the lengthy service with a prayer and walked to my car. As I
was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the
workers saying to another, ‘I ain’t never seen anything like that
before in my life and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for thirty-two
years.’

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  • JohnThunderbird

    JohnThunderbird

    ha haaaaaaa roflmao, that’s good.

  • salsbells69 replied

    Thanks John!

  • JohnThunderbird

    JohnThunderbird

    I thought (you a minister, nuh couldn’t be lol)

  • salsbells69 replied

    Nope…not at all..lol

  • Tamme Marshall

    Tamme Marshall

    Thanks for the laugh – hilarious!

  • salsbells69 replied

    My pleasure Tamme !

  • Van Cordle

    Van Cordle

    Hahahaha that was funny -thanks for that salsbells!!!

  • salsbells69 replied

    Thanks Van..glad you had a chuckle…its good for the soul! :))

  • iAN Derrick

    iAN Derrick

    a load of joy in that reading salsbells…and while we are on the theme of “funerals”...you might be interested to read “First Aid”...another “Clappers” tale that will be uploaded this sunday…and yea it deals with bodily disposals. :-))))))))))))

  • salsbells69 replied

    lol..Ok I will look out for it !! Thanks Ian!:)))

  • Marilyn Harris

    Marilyn Harris

    lol!!! Good one Sal!!! :-)

  • salsbells69 replied

    Thankyou Bloss!!

  • handprintz

    handprintz

    lololol

  • salsbells69 replied

    Glad you had a giggle Trudi :))

  • Barbara Sparhawk

    Barbara Sparhawk

    Verrrrry funny, I’m passing this on to my friends. Without passing on.

  • salsbells69 replied

    Well done Barbara! Good to share a laff or two!

  • Helene Kippert

    Helene Kippert

    hahahaha what a beauty! :D

  • salsbells69 replied

    Good for a giggle Helene!!

  • barnsis

    barnsis

    Hillarious. Good one.

  • salsbells69 replied

    Good work Byron..hope you had a giggle!

  • mikej

    mikej

    Hahahahahaha,hehehehehehe, rolloing on the floor here, Now that is hilarious. Great one!
    hugzzzzzzz
    mike

  • salsbells69 replied

    Nice one Mike!!

  • Steven Guy

    Steven Guy

    LOL, i love toilet humour !

  • salsbells69 replied

    You gotta laff Steven :))))

  • Maximus

    Maximus

    bloody funny Sal :)

  • salsbells69 replied

    Thanks Max..glad you had a giggle!

  • Gili Orr

    Gili Orr

    LMAO! Great!!

  • salsbells69 replied

    Lol..Good work Gili!!

  • dougie1

    dougie1

    good one sal!

  • salsbells69 replied

    Cheers Dougie !

  • Sheila Smith

    Sheila Smith

    I can’t type for laughing Sal that’s a good one.

  • salsbells69 replied

    Thanks Sheila!!

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