Dude…you want a Big Lebowski t-shirt to really tie your, erm, attire together? Look no further.
If anyone would like a work-safe version of this then get in touch and I’ll swap some key words for something less objectionable. Shut the duck up, Donny!
Features this spectacular array of quality wordage:
You want a toe?
World of pain
You’re being very un-Dude
The bums will always lose
Racially he’s pretty cool?
Obviously you’re not a golfer
The Dude abides
Over the line!
Shut the fuck up, Donny
That had not occurred to us, Dude
I hate the fucking Eagles, man
New shit has come to light
She kidnapped herself
Enjoyin’ my coffee
Hey, careful, man, there’s a beverage here!
That rug really tied the room together
Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
Fuck it, Dude, let’s go bowling
I don’t see any connection to Vietnam, Walter
Do you have to use so many cuss words?
Phone’s ringing, Dude
Hey, nice marmot!
Is this your homework, Larry?
I myself dabbled in pacifism once
Parla usted Inglese?
Am I wrong?
You’re out of your element, Donny
This agression will not stand
In the parlance of our times