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Just felt like doodling tonight. A coot wittle mousey.
alan, black, cartoon, comic, life, mouse, nude, reading, red, sex, white
A mouse is in the house and a bold one too. Very cool,
HMM, what does Zee1 do, good question , her Boss asks that often lol.
Answer me these questions three.
No really you take three guesses instead :)
Three Guesses? Ok I can do this! I’m good at guessing:
1. Your a cruel internet predator who lewers unsuspecting Tee shirt artists into a trap by buying their below average art. Once the trap has snapped you use a drugged red cordial to put the artist to sleep so that he won’t feel the surgery you peform. When he awakes he finds himself in a freezing cold bath with vital organs missing. A mobile phone is sitting on his stomach with a small note attached which reads “IF YOU WANT TO LIVE CALL AN AMULANCE NOW!”
2. Your a secret millionairess who works a mild mannered government job by day trolling redbubble, when your boss isn’t looking, to add to your vast Tee collection and by night you transform into Ninja Z. A cross between zorro and the shinobi warrier. You fight crime across melbournes rooftops stopping now and then to admire new graffiti or to pee. Your calling card is the iNinja? birthday card. It leaves the police utterly confused even tho there is a url and the artist’s name on the back.
3. Your a sad cowardly little man who wasted his life away watching “The Simpsons” and jumping from Job to Job. You’ve been on the DOLE queue way to many times and am now desperate to discover how to live properly. You never really found your “true self”. Out of pure discust for yourself you “live” by reading the internet constantly at local libraries and begging for money on melbournes streets so that you can get your next Alan Reading Tee fix. You go by the guise of Zee1 and pretend to be an aunty but we both know your true identity was forgotten long ago. Quite sad really.
You slay me with you wit master comic man.
Aunty spot on (pigtails in thumb nail a give away) so we skip the guy option. Who would babysit fairy dolls for niece while o/s except an Aunty. Love Red cordial but not surgery so much but love a movie cliche.
Wish I was the millionaire and just spent time roaming around the bubble and wearing Ninja Pj’s by night. I would wear those Pj’s with cool attached feet/socks and maybe pictures of little cute zebras on them as they are also into camoflague.
The funning thing is the Dole one is wrong but funny too because I am actually a careers counsellor/ employment consultant who assists people that are disadvantaged to get off it.
And just think you could have said nurse or something like that so your guessing powers are quite unique although twisted lol.
You have lived up to the challenge and a Haiku I offer in return
Alan’s mind controlStrong focused like warriorcrazy dude Ninja
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