Road Rage 2 - this time it's personal grrr snarl woof
Ok the other day I was driving home through my suburb when I spotted something shimmering on the street. It was a blue tongue lizard. For those not from Australia, they are a beautiful, slow moving, largish skink that actually does have a blue tongue. (look them up on youtube if you don’t believe me). Anyway I drove by the litte fella and it occured to me to turn back and put the little guy onto the footpath before an accident happened. I know! I know! what a big push over I am for native animals. There wasn’t any traffic so I thought I could be quick. I turned the car around pulled to the curb and was starting to get out when all of a sudden a white van came speeding around the corner. My heart started beating faster by now as I opened my door. (Ok close your eyes before reading any further if your a bit squeamish). The van sped up and I swear swurved at the poor little lizard. He was killed instantly. Completely squashed the life from him with a splat no less. I was shocked and furious. There was nothing I could do about it. I wasn’t quick enough. Some drivers are TOTAL ASSHOLES!!!. I even think that the driver had and inkling as to why I was pulled over. I didn’t get the number of that van either.
Gracey
That’s a shame. I hate it when any animal gets hit.
rawbun
ouchies…
longdistgramma
What kind of person could do such a thing. That’s horrible!
rufflesal replied
I know! I still feel bad about that incident.
Lenny La Rue, IPA
Oh good grief. No freaking reason whatsoever for someone to be that damned mean but we share the planet with the best and the worst of humanity. I’m sorry you had to experience that example of the scum personally.
And I was expecting to read something hilarious about how you went back to aid the critter and it snarled at you like a leopard. (I was searching the word ‘snarl’). Oh well, I agree with the sentiment that “this time it’s personal” as that was certainly most personal to both you and that lizard.
rufflesal replied
I still can’t believe that happened to me. It’s almost like it was a lucid dream or something. Maybe a lucid nightmare?