Hey look this is interesting!

I have just uploaded two spectacular masterpieces and I want you to see them and comment on them. You see when you comment on them I go all shy and coy. I look down, hold my arms behind my back and make circles on the floor with one foot. It’s a nice feeling. So make me do it right away!

1. this shirt will get you anything you want with the opposite sex
2. This shirt will let the opposite sex get anything they want from you

Haiku Practise time (yey!)

Wind on my face as I speed
Boredom washes over me
I am a forklift driver woopdydoo

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