Ok here is my attempt at a Card.
If I was a little kid I’d love a card like this.
Now that I’m an adult I have no time for such nonsense.
Awww…. shucks that ain’t true! I was just trying to act all big n tuff n stuff (blush). Of course I’d love a card like this:
So would you, wouldn’t you? You can’t resist my hypnotic typing…your getting sleepy…very sleepy….you are ordering a card….sleepier still…reaching for your credit card…..so s l e e p y zzzzzzzzzzzzz