Super Wax by rubyred

Kids Clothes


Sizing Information

3-6m 6-12m 12-18m 18-24m
Chest 16" 18" 19.0" 20"
Length 15.5" 16.5" 17.5" 18.5"
Sizing chart


  • Sweatshop-free, ethically sourced cotton apparel
  • Printed using cutting edge direct to garment technologies
  • Lap shoulder on One-Piece and Baby Tee for easy dressing
  • Cold wash and hang out to dry

Remember for a super shine, wax on, wax off.

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I’m a t-shirt designing robot. I specialise in pop culture/movie parody, paying particular attention to movies from the 1980s, my era when everything seemed much bigger and brighter – but maybe I was just smaller and wider eyed!

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  • Naf4d
    Naf4dabout 4 years ago

    Great idea and very nicely done. Those halftones are the bollocks man!

  • Cheers buddy, getting the hang of those pesky dots at last!

    – rubyred

  • Carrie Jackson
    Carrie Jacksonabout 4 years ago

    LOL! Excellent! This goes to the FAV’S!! :D

  • Thanks Carrie, I’m pleased it gave you a laugh ;)

    – rubyred

  • Bamboota
    Bambootaabout 4 years ago

    You spelled “Defence” wrong! ;)

  • Not in Britain I didn’t ;)
    But you’re right, US film, US spelling – thanks!

    – rubyred

  • Carla Martell
    Carla Martellabout 4 years ago

    Excellent :)

  • Thanks Carla!

    – rubyred

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    ✿✿ Bonita ✿✿ ђ...about 4 years ago

    .`·.¸.·´ ♥
    ¸.·´¸.·´¨) ¸.·*¨)
    (¸.·´ (¸.·´ .·´ ¸¸.·¨¯`·.♥ I remember years back using that kind of wax for floors and then buffing floors lol ,Well thought of Nicely done and presented

  • Yeah, there’s a brand of wax that looks a little like this that has been around since the 1930’s. Thanks for taking a look.

    – rubyred

  • ElRobbo
    ElRobboabout 4 years ago

    As usual, the crisp linework, tasty halftones and attention to detail make this pop, RR!
    As for the syntax of ‘defence’…you can just say it’s an Hawaiian American-Japanese product manufactured in China for the European market, so you should be able to spell it any way you like!
    : )

  • Thank you kind Sir! Maybe I need multiple versions to cover all bases eh!

    – rubyred

  • LookOutBelow
    LookOutBelowabout 4 years ago

    NICE! Love it.

  • Thanks Graeme, appreciate you stopping by.

    – rubyred

  • Simon Sherry
    Simon Sherryabout 4 years ago

    Love it mate – great nod to a classic character (and actor).

  • Cheers Buddy, it’s nice to get something down for a change ;)

    – rubyred

  • Matt Simner
    Matt Simnerabout 4 years ago

    Stonking work Roger – the 3d angle of the tin really messes with your head too when you see it on the shirt (in a good way :))

  • Cheers Matt. Yeah, I like the way the text on the top of the tin is still on a level line but with the added perspective and movement of the tin.

    – rubyred

  • Melinda Kerr
    Melinda Kerrabout 4 years ago

    Tres funny Roger. Was meaning to tell you, the article was published in the magazine here with your t-shirt in it. I’ll grab a scan and send it to you.

  • Nice one, thanks Melinda!

    – rubyred

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