Love Affair
She can take up large amounts of time. She always does what I tell her. She even makes my girlfriend jealous.
I recently beat the original Metroid, so the issue of my love for Samus has been raised again. I’ve beat Metroid, both Primes, and Fusion. I’ve got a poster of her in my room. I listen to piano versions of the original music
on my mp3 player.
This fan art almost makes me cry. 
Oh, and I can’t forget the back story in manga form.
I think I might be having an affair with Samus. I think I have a problem.
Rowan
They say that admitting you have a problem is the first step…
Gregoryno6
You’re giving yourself counseling? Even for this place, that’s pretty weird.
Rowan replied
It was an afterthought, you know.
That staircase wit doesn’t take a break when posting here. I always think of things to say after I have the chance and I was too lazy to edit the entry.
Charles Caldwell
I feel your love of Metroid ahem Samus ;-). I don’t have the piano tunes, but I got my Metroid tunes from http://www.metroidmetal.com.