I read this in a Reader’s Digest … can’t find it right now but I thought it was brilliant.
A couple and their friend who is an amateur photographer went to dinner at a friend of the couple’s house. After perusing the photographs, the hostess said “Lovely photos, you must have an excellent camera”. The dinner progressed and as they were leaving, the friend of the couple turned to the hostess and said “Lovely dinner, you must have excellent pots.”
I love that!