Bad Betty - Mission Impossible ( A sequel to Bad Betty)

Bad Betty was still in a quandary
But brewed a new potion to try
She needed just one simple feature
She’d forgotten to add the newt’s eye.

She stirred and she stirred until finished
This time she would double it all
Pinches of dead things and powders
Adding more that would creep and then crawl

The smell was just so atrocious
It reeked of dead skunk and meat rot
Bad Betty was used to the odor
So she never stopped stirring the pot

Now that the cooking was finished
She sprinkled it freely around
She hid in the bushes of town square
To see what reactions abound

Right next to her were several flowers
That suddenly grew upside down
The worms were jumping on fish hooks
The fish simply walked into town!

The horses were galloping backwards
The mailman had bit a big dog
Waterfalls ran backwards uphill
The sun now encased in blue fog

Monkeys were all reading Shakespeare
The big rats were purring and mewed
The sloth ran faster than rabbits
And lawyers were all getting sued

Things were just not improving
“What element could I have missed?”
It’s now an impossible mission
To fix a big mess such as like this

As cars bumped on by with square tires
She promised to make an amends
Back to the cauldron she headed
To start on a much better blend

I have it! Just one more ingredient.

it‘s back to the oven to bake.
To put it all back on the right track,
I’ll throw in an upside down cake!”

Bad Betty’s intentions are noble
She just wants to do a good thing
However, I fear a new potion may have
Peacocks with white chicken wings!

By: K. Mulroney

Bad Betty - Mission Impossible ( A sequel to Bad Betty)

K. Mulroney

Johnsburg, United States

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A sequel to Bad Betty. I couldn’t just leave her out there with a messed up spell could I?

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