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How To Speak Nuw Zulander

Hope this doesnt offend folk, but i just had a great laugh reading this and had to share it.

How two speak Nuw Zulander

(FOR BISTEFFICT, RID THESE OUT LOWD)

Milburn . Capital of Victoria

Peck . to fill a suitcase

Pisssed aside …….. chemical which kills insects

Pigs . for hanging out washing with

Pug . large pink animal with curly tail

Nin Tin dough …….. computer game

Munner stroney …… soup

Min . male of the species

Mess kara ………….. eye makeup

McKennock . person who fixes cars

Mere . Mayor

Leather . foam produced from soap

Lift . departed

Kiri Pecker …………. famous Australian businessman

Kittle crusps ……….. potato crisps

Ken’s . Cairns

Jungle bells ……….. Christmas carol

Inner me ……………. enemy

Guess . vapour

Fush . marine creatures

Fitter cheney ………. type of pasta

Ever cardeau ………. avocado

Fear hear …………… blonde

Ear . mix of nitrogen and oxygen

Ear roebucks ………. exercise at the gym

Duffy cult . not easy

Amejen . visualise

Chuck . very young poultry

Bug hut ………………… popular recording

Bun button ……………. been bitten by insect

Bid . a place to sleep

Sucks Peck …………….. half a dozen beers

Ear New Zulland ……… an extinct airline

Beers . large savage animals found in US forests

Veerjun . mythical New Zealand maiden

One Doze ……………… well known computer program

Brudge . structure spanning a stream

Sex . one less than sivven

Tin . one more than nine

Iggs Ecktly …………… precisely

Cuds . children

Pits . domestic animals

Cuttin . baby cat

Earplane . large flying machine

Sivven Sucks Sivven ……. Large Boeing aircraft

Sivven Four Sivven ………. Larger Boeing aircraft

BeggageChuckken …… place to leave your suitcase at the earport

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