This beefy toy boat, is not a toy at all, it’s a killing machine. Well, it, itself is not a killing machine, it’s a drawing of one. However, don’t let that distract you from the fact, that if this was, in fact a real Battleship, it could kill.
Anyway, enough hype, drawn with common or garden textas, than scanned, shopped, uploaded it is now available to you, via the majesty of science to wear.
Adorn your favourite pink v-neck, or black muscle-T with this tasteful memory of a bygone day, when killing in the name of was all the rage.
Surprise a loved one, horrify a hipster, disgust a greenie, who cares, this boat is boss, and so will you be when you wear this to the near ‘Rage against the machine’ gig.