I am not a teapot

I am not a teapot

For the six words group this is my contribution after passing over “deal in jeapordy spots and leopardy”, “lost a deal not a steal” and in frustration “please drop dead or give head” which must make a nasty t-shirt at some point. Basically though; born out of the frustration of a deal starting to look like its on the edge of a non-starter after lots of time and effort.
That said the six words have an open interpretation, could be good luck or bad luck and running out of one’s spout could be both a good thing or a bad thing again depending on which type of luck and whether its giving or simply pouring away. Also depends on whats your spout?

Price is high to compensate for lack of income on deal gone awry. Please buy at least two copies of everything.