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A twentysomething pagan former pow-wow dancer, public nuisance, runaway, and ex-criminal who likes to pretend she can write.

Joined: December 2008

"Clean" is Subjective

I knew that I was ultimately powerless, and I needed an insult that could perfectly convey the full…

The Gentle Art of Being a Pow-Wow Brat

I can’t tell you what that first dance was like, except that it was an even better way to spe…

Conker Worm

Conker Worm? She wracks her brain’s store of Disney creepy crawlies, but nothing comes to min…

Lab Rat

Things get kinda interesting. As in “vaporize a half inch thick glass jar and stand there sta…

I Will Never Be A Master Gardener

What could go wrong with a cactus?

A Little Arsenic in the Skippy Extra Chunky

WHY’RE YOU TRYINTA POISON ME?!

Argh.

Nobody wants your starving-neo-BohoHobo-beatnik-commie lifestyle anymore, anyway.

An Unfortunate Incident.

Here’s a most unhappy pomegranate / (As you can tell, caught quite red-handed) / For upon the…

Fishing With Grandpa

The water roiled around its thrashing tail as it protested its confinement, shaking an errant stran…

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