10 Commandments of a Lazy Person

Robxavier
Author: Robxavier
Word Count: 113
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1.If your born tired then you live to stay tired

2. Love your bed as you Love thyself.

3. If you see someone resting help show them how.

4. Rest during the day so you can sleep at night.

5. Work is SACRED DO NOT DO IT..

6. What can be done tomorrow, Don’t do today.

7. Work as little as possible. If not find someone who will finish it for you.

8. Nobody ever died resting too much on the contray they look younger.

9. When you feel like working sit down and let the feeling pass.

10.If working is good for the health then let the sick work

10 Commandments of a Lazy Person

This is too damn funny sad part is that it’s so Biblicly true

10 Commandments of a Lazy Person belongs to the following groups:

All Things Poetic, Prose, Philosophical. and Everyday Life
  • susan davies

    susan davies, 4 months ago

    you neverfail to give me a smile rob

  • Robxavier

    Robxavier in reply to susan davies’s comment, 4 months ago

    Thanks Susan :)

  • Laura Moore

    Laura Moore, 4 months ago

    Seriously, I know a few people that live by these commandments. Don’t think I could though.LOL
    Well done, glad to see your humour is still with us.

  • Robxavier

    Robxavier in reply to Laura Moore’s comment, 4 months ago

    Thanks I’m trying really hard thanks for the funny comment

  • cher

    cher, 4 months ago

    lol….I work with some of those people…I think they know these commandments…they focus on the number 7….lol…thanks for making me see the humor in there actions.I’m going to think of this 2morrow,while at work. :)

  • Robxavier

    Robxavier in reply to cher’s comment, 4 months ago

    Glad you liked it Cher

  • flipteez

    flipteez, 4 months ago

    I have to have to have to show this to hubby!!!
    exceptional

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